Of Tea Bags and Queens and ACORN and Things

Queen of the screeching, hyperbolic, insane-is-too-mild-of-a-word wingnut blogs, Michelle Malkin, that is. I cannot bring myself to link to the Queen’s blog but I will link to a very funny post by Thers at Whiskey Fire about this.

Apparently I have missed the fact that April 15 is National Tea Bag Day or something and now Queenie’s all paranoid that anyone else is actually paying attention and wants to SABOTAGE IT!!!

For the next 9 days, the left-wing blogosphere and left-wing clueless pundits will hammer away with their unreality-based Tea Party smears.

And on the ground, the tax-subsidized and Soros-subsidized troops are going to try and wreak havoc every way they can. Many readers and fellow bloggers have seen signs that ACORN may send in ringers and saboteurs to usurp the anti-tax, anti-reckless spending, anti-bailout message.

In fact it’s been RUMORED that ACORN has had spies at these little (being the operative word) functions with FAKE PETITIONS that they say are all about hating on Obama and opposing his policies and REALLY they’re all “we love Obama and his policies and stuff”. And people are being fooled into signing them!!! Check the link to read their sensible solution. I’ve got another one. READ the petition before you sign it! Doh! What am I saying. Read? Silly me.

Enjoy Thers’ blog but be careful - YUCKY JOKE WARNING! My response to the joke below the fold.

So, is she right that Soros is actually paying people to go to these things and mess with little wingnutty minds? So, srsly, where do I sign up?

Posted by marindenver on 04/07/09 at 09:27 PM • Permalink

Categories: Messylaneous • Politics • Election '08 • Barack Obama • Bedwetters • Nutters •

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Can I has Moonbat Welfare?

Srsly.

Comment by t4toby on 04/07/09 at 10:25 PM

Hooray! Tea bagging for all! And for the ladies, I apologize.

Comment by shortsshortsshorts on 04/07/09 at 10:50 PM

These are the blind squirrels that NEVER find an ACORN.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 04/07/09 at 11:21 PM

These are the blind squirrels that NEVER find an ACORN.

ACORN TELEPROMPTER, will suffice in refuting any dout that ACORN is hard to find,
and than we can have fun with the Saddlebacker of Saddlebacking again. YAY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o4QqGbQmU0

Comment by shortsshortsshorts on 04/07/09 at 11:39 PM

Jon Stewart was slow roasting all the fRighties who are screaming about the evil terrible fascist Obama.

It was beautiful. Perhaps I should feel guilty for guffawing when he called Bachmann a free range cougar. But I don’t.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 04/07/09 at 11:39 PM

I saw that ad on Craigslist! You have to email your resumé to Soros, and then you’re called in for an interview and a multiple-choice test. I only remember one question:

Our president is:

a. Barack Obama
b. head of the executive branch
c. damn goodlooking in a bathing suit
d. IndoKenyamuslin socialtrotcommunazi

I had to come back to that one.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 04/07/09 at 11:45 PM

and than we can have fun with the Saddlebacker of Saddlebacking again.

Rick Warren is the biggest lying, liar of modern times! That was a great post, shorts. I can’t believe these people don’t understand that their original words are ON TAPE! And they just LIE and say they never said the stuff. Amazing.

Comment by marindenver on 04/08/09 at 12:41 AM

I’m looking forward to this huge event where rightwingers gather to teabag each other for freedom while indiscriminately shooting pepper spray at hapless clipboard carriers.

Comment by Glix on 04/08/09 at 12:52 AM

I was going to try out for the SSATBDB (Super Secret Acorn Tea Bag Disruption Brigade), but today I found out that I’ve been selected for the DDFGCC (Door to Door Flag and Gun Collection Committee).

Comment by Pumalicious! on 04/08/09 at 12:58 AM

Since I’m among friends, I feel safe in disclosing the strategy from last night’s Soros/Emanuel/Kos conference call. While the Real Americans are teabagging each other in the public square, we’ll be seizing their homes, confiscating their guns, and moving homeless people in. When they go home, they’ll find the ACORN storm-troopers waiting to dispatch them all to the nearest FEMA camp, where they will all be gay married.

Don’t tell Michelle Malkin, ‘kay?

Comment by Allan on 04/08/09 at 09:51 AM

I’m puzzled by why bloggers who are so opposed to Obama (the linked bloggers fretting over faked petitions) have chosen to identify him with Captain America. Hint: Cap’s a hero, guys.