They just miss that straight talkin’, brush-clearin’ cowpoke GWB, a genuine man of the people who pulled himself up by the bootstraps despite being the scion of a blue-blooded family with enormous wealth and influence.

The American Stinkers can see right through the Obamas’ elitist lower-middle-class upbringings and scholarship-rather-than-legacy admissions to Ivy League schools. What a pair of phonies, growing up without chauffeurs and now acting all hoity-toity just because they’re the president and first lady.

Many racists-in-denial like DeAngelis can’t stand the fact that 1) Black People are eating off the White House china; 2) a Black Man who isn’t Tiger Woods is allowed to play golf on ritzy private courses; 3) Mr. & Mrs. O. are educated, elegant, wealthy individuals who appreciate and enjoy the same refined pleasures as Rich White Yuppies, but look better doing it, have nicer manners and tip bigger; and 4) despite living the same privileged High Life as every other White President, Obama is hugged, cheered and applauded by the working-class West Virginians DeAngelis is doubtless convinced should really, really hate his Black Ass for having the gall to show up, pray with them, honor their dead and express the nation’s shared sense of loss.

The notracist is, we must remember, fantastically clueless about how their little comments might be seen, and generally feels that a simple disavowal of racism, and the fact that they aren’t wearing a hood should be enough to see them through.

For example, I recently had a family member tell me that the two most ignorant people he’d ever heard give political commentary are Charles Barkley and Whoopi Goldberg.

Gee, wonder why he chose them?

Aware that the White House won’t always be home, Barry and Michelle also took the opportunity to checkout local real estate. The Camelot conglomerate toured the Biltmore Estates a French Renaissance-style manor in Asheville built by George Vanderbilt II in the late 1800’s, “one of the most prominent remaining examples of the Gilded Age.”

Yes, he’s going to buy Biltmore and make all the local white folk tend the gardens.

They concoct the frame that Obama is a capitalism-hating Commie, then attack him for being a hypocritical Socialist who wants everyone else to wear wooden shoes while he himself indulges in every earthly pleasure. Both sides of that comma are spectacular lies, but it works for them.

For a while, calling him a “Communist” gave them almost as juicy a rush as shouting “Nigger!”...because the synaptic bridge between “redistribution of the wealth” and “Black Reparations” is superconductive at room temperature, and fires all by itself.

Now, though, the radio haters are running hard with “African Colonial,” because it is a wonderfully refined way to say “ungrateful, privileged beneficiary of the White Man’s rule” without admitting that you eat your own poop and lap water out of the toilet.

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.  If the president hadn’t gone to the service people would have complained that he couldn’t be bothered to take time out of his busy vacation schedule to honor those poor white West Virginia miners ‘cause he’s an uppity black guy.  The president goes to the service, as he should have, and he’s an uppity black guy trying to hog the spotlight for himself.

People don’t watch FNC for the news, they watch it because it tells them what they want to hear.  The same with sites like FreeRepublic and RedState.

At least they can’t criticize the use of teleprompters.

Fixed. Thx.

@ Strange: She’s probably posted links to that post on every online condolence site associated with the tragedy. It would really not surprise me a bit.

OMG, that neeegrooo is assaulting that poor white widder woman!!

NotYourSweetie is truly the Queen Pimp of the Blogoverse, for all the good it does her. Even DWP thinks she’s a postitute. [spelling intentional]

I guess we should link to the definition of blogwhore or we’ll be called SEXXXXXISSSSSSSST!

we should link to the definition of blogwhore

Jebus, the first paragraph of hers that you posted is basically incoherent.  Why am I not surprised?

Jebus, the first paragraph of hers that you posted is basically incoherent.  Why am I not surprised?

I note with sadness more than anger that the worst thing about right-wing affirmative action (aka Wingnut Welfare) is how, once these poor unfortunate inferior beings have been promoted beyond their capabilities in name of some greater social goal, their own actual work reveals them to be undeserving of the opportunities they have been given.

Although unable to be officially confirmed, rumor has it Michelle visited the Grove Park Inn spa to avail herself of luxurious choices ranging from a $250-dollar Mountain Honey Wrap, to an economical $100-dollar Walk in the Clouds pedicure.