Oh, that’s fucking rich…

RUMPROAST RUSH TRANSCRIPT…

Just a few minutes ago during a town hall in Waukesha, Wisconsin, Sarah Palin had the nerve to utter the following garbled hypocritical mess about Obama:

I want to add also because I think in your question what the suggestion is also is, are Americans having an opportunity to ask all the questions and are we receiving straight answers from our opponent?

This coming from a woman who hid from the press for weeks after her veep announcement, has only given two quick press avails besides her disastrous Gibson and Couric interviews, and is now limiting her media exposure to coddling rightwing jackoffs like Hewitt, Hannity, Van Susteren and Ingraham.

MORE: Sexy NewsBuster Kyle “Pickle Barrel” Drennen was kind enough to compile a list yesterday of media folks who would love to be “having an opportunity to ask all the questions” of Palin.

UPDATE: I listened to the audio again and made a slight change to the rush transcript.

ALSO ALSO ALSO: I mentioned in the comments that Sarah Palin really likes saying “also.” Here’s the proof (MP3 file) from today’s town hall. I counted thirty-three times in approximately 15 minutes of speaking, but your mileage may vary.

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/09/08 at 12:55 PM • Permalink

There are errors in your transcript: I see the letter “g” at the end of a couple of words.

How fucking absurd! This American is also suggestin’ that it might be nice to be havin’ an opportunity to explore Palin’s ties with the anti-American secessionist group to which the First Dude used to belong and which Palin was recorded encouragin’ this summer...oh, and the witch hunter dude.

She does not compute.

There are errors in your transcript: I see the letter “g” at the end of a couple of words.

Good point.  I guess that’s why I wrote “rush.”

I noticed listening to it in the background that she has a propensity to overuse the word “also.” I need to track down a full video of the town hall and just edit it down to all of the also’s.

I noticed listening to it in the background that she has a propensity to overuse the word “also.”

I call it the Miss Teen South Carolina Effect. Does she ever say “like such as”?

Also, this cannot possibly be true, can it? Obama leading McCain 50-42 in West-fucking-Virginia?

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

I want to add also because I’m thinkin’ your question what the suggestion is also is

WTF?!  I grew up in the East End of London and even I can speak better than that!  Also.

The crazy scary thing about that tortured usage of the English language is that plenty of people heard that and started noddin’ their heads, thinking, “I know exactly what she means...”

t4toby, I must be way too common for those Republicans then! lol

Betty, Real Clear Politics has McCain 2.2 up in West Virginia, 44.3 to 46.5 but even that’s progress seeing as Bush got it by 12.9 in 2004.

Great comment from newsbusters:

I really hope Sarah stays within the conservative base because there is no point in showing up on these Obama shows.

Well, she’s certainly safer that way.  It seems the McCain campaign agrees, as well.

Also, this cannot possibly be true, can it? Obama leading McCain 50-42 in West-fucking-Virginia?

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

Holy Jesus! Beware of low flying mother fucking pigs!

"Obama leading McCain 50-42 in West-fucking-Virginia?”

Whoa babes, careful now—I MAY just start believing there’s a god or a dog...maybe a cat. I don’t know, I get confused with all those superior beings.

"I grew up in the East End of London and even I can speak better than that!”

Yeah, but you Brits have cool rednecks.

I wrote a letter, to Senator McCain. If interested, find it here: http://ilroc.blogspot.com

Christ, Sean, I don’t think any country should lay claim to that one! lol

@Rebecca:  Don’t you be knockin’ my Glasgow homies, ya mad fannie!  Here’s the version with subtitles that I couldn’t find last night.  Not that they help much…