Oklahoma Douchebag/Homeowner Makes Shit Look Smart

Apologies. It’s about 800 degrees here, and my tolerance for teabag-smoking, xenophobic dickheads is approaching zero. God bless this Exceptional American Asshole’s decent, non-cowardly human neighbors. I hope the newly-relocated Indian family cooks her, eats her, craps her out and wipes their butts with the Shroud of Turin.

And, no, this isn’t love-the-Muslims propaganda from CAIR. It’s a local news report that was originally posted here, but was easier to embed from YouTube. 

UPDATE: Bonus Ugly-American Revenge Fantasy, from a time when “America” meant something and movies were wiser than their audiences:

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Wonder how long I’d get away with posting a sign that read:

Save Humanity. Smash Christianity.

In other news: I didn’t know that Darhag had relocated to Okieland from Taxachusetts.

Judging from the shit on her front door, I think the neighbors would welcome Genghis Khan at this point.

I agree with you Tom, I mean paranoid much?  What gets me is that she is happy to put out the signs (as well as the shit on her front door) but is too chickenshit to come out of her house and defend her position?  Pussy.

She’s just a savvy media handler away from her own show on Fox News.

I received an email forward yesterday from some wingnut relatives about a special Muslin US postage stamp commissioned by the Marxist Muslin prez. “Don’t buy it! Don’t use it!” Only the stamp has been around since the Bush admin. Christ, these people are pathetic.

The “I’m doing it to protect the children!” line is especially precious.

If the family’s from India there’s a much higher chance that they’re Hindu and therefore they won’t eat a cow. Especially a highly stupid one like their new neighbor.

It has that special “Whoever’s drinking my Diet Coke out of this fridge better knock it off or else!” kind of passive/aggressive feel, doesn’t it?

I know it’s supposed to be offensive, but I can’t figure out exactly what the Hell the sign is supposed to say.  Anyone?

Oh, and give the lady a break - she probably couldn’t come out because she was furiously clinging to her gun and her bible.  That takes both hands, folks.

Welcome to Beck’s America, Americans. Where abject ignorance, pants-pooping fear and a willingness to make a complete and utter ass of yourself mean that you’ll graduate from the top of the class at Beck U.

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