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Remember this absurd Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild person? The fanciest schmanciest PUMA ever?

Well, she’s still sucking (peeled) sour grapes, and she likes the cut of this Huntsman fellow’s jib!

“He’s white the real deal,” Forester said of Huntsman in an interview. “He is a genuine fiscal conservative. He’s not doctrinaire. He sticks to what he believes in. He’s just a pragmatic, non-ideological, let’s-roll-up-our-sleeves-and-get-it-done kind of American. I really think he’s fabulously white.”

See, Lady Lynn is still pissed off about the 2008 primary thing:

Forester was once a prominent fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in 2008, but then drew attention when she later supported Senator John McCain against Obama.

She said she is still registered as a Democrat, but considers herself independent and won’t support the party as long as Obama is president.

“America needs a white president who understands the special sauce of what it is that makes this country great,” she said. [Hint: it’s Thousand Island dressing! And white people!—ed.] “The fact of his personal story of being half black and all that is a wonderful, inspiriting story. But it doesn’t qualify him to be president.”

Yeah, stupid, stupid America! Always electing some shiftless, unqualified half-black guy because of his “wonderful, inspiriting story.” We really ought to rethink that land owner requirement for voting so wise folks like Lady Lynn could run things.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/02/11 at 06:35 AM • Permalink

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Did they at least ask her what she thought of Mighty Whitey being willing to work for the Dusky Kenyan Usurper?

Thousand Islands? Heck no, it’s Miracle Whip!

Naughty Lady Lynn wants the Special Sauce of Exceptionalism, and she doesn’t care who gives it to her! Starring Ginger Lynn Forester, Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy and “Hud” Huntsman.

He’s just a pragmatic, non-ideological, let’s-roll-up-our-sleeves-and-get-it-done kind of American.

To be fair, I think that whiteness is not Lady Lynn’s only reason for supporting Huntsman. He does also pass the billionaire test, unlike that impossibly airs-putting-on pauper Romney.

“Let them eat Yoplait.”

So much for the feminist/progressive pretense. Not like anyone was buying it anyway. I wonder how her BFF Amy Siskind is taking this?

People care what she thinks ... why?  Another over-privileged whitey yammering about shit.  Guessing even Huntsman may prefer she shut up.

Every now and then you run into someone in public life who inspires hatred that’s actually good for you.  Lady Lynn is such a person.  In hating her I’ve lost weight, re-grown hair, smoothed out unsightly laugh lines, brought visible definition to my abs and pecs, and extended my (non-tumescent!) penis by more than an inch.

It’s not just passively-enacted noblesse oblige.  It’s a miracle.

In the olden days, bored wealthy women would adopt an artist and become his patron.  Now they adopt politicians.

Waitaminit, isn’t this woman the toff who was complaining Obama was too elite?

Well, Fox told me, Obama is losing white women. Are we destined to re-live the ugly parts of the 2008 primary?

niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger ... what was that I was saying? Oh, yes, you see Huntsman has the right bree ... err ... background.

Waitaminit, isn’t this woman the toff who was complaining Obama was too elite?

Too elite for one of them.

“The fact of his personal story of being half black and all that is a wonderful, inspiriting story. But it doesn’t qualify him to be president.”

No,but beating the $hit out of two candidates Lady Lynn supported certainly qualifies him to be President.

How inpressing that Lady Loop Frenulum de Ringworm doesn’t think the blackity-white son of a single mother has the stuff to understand Murka’s special sauce like the self-made son of McDonald’s Klamshell King!

Thank you for “Special Sauce,” Lady Low Bottomy de Reststop, thank you. With your history of predictive success, you might want to cancel your fittings for that inaugural ballgown, you know, same as you had to in 2008.

Are we destined to re-live the ugly parts of the 2008 primary?

We already have been, pretty much since the 2008 election.

But this time it’s going to go a LOT further.

I have to admit that I hate this bitch with the heat of a thousand suns, the fact that someone with her name could, with a straight fucking face, call Barack “born of mixed race, raised by a single mom, dragged himself up by his bootstraps” Obama an “elitist” is beyond me.  Pity Potus doesn’t have a vagina, he could have then spread his legs and fucked himself to the top like she did, what a fucking hypocrit she is.  Still I guess I would rather be called an “elitist” than a “marriage wrecking gold digging whore” so there is that.

Technically, LBD, Lady Latherinse de Repeat was already born wealthy, so she really only had to fuck her way halfway to the top.

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