Open Thread

On the left is one of my cute little Australorp chicks at one week old, and on the right is that same chick eight weeks later:


Every morning I ask her the same question: Where are my goddamned eggs?!?

In other news, the Vetting the Bed* process continues apace at Big Dead, where cub reporter Joel B. Pollak reckons President Obama must have entered Columbia as an Affirmative Action student with SAT scores even lower than the famously dumb George W. Bush.

His evidence? A 1981 newspaper article about the average score of the Columbia transfer class:

Breitbart News has learned that the transfer class that entered Columbia College in the fall of 1981 with Obama was one of the worst in recent memory, according to Columbia officials at the time…If Obama‚Äôs SAT scores were near the average of the transfer students entering Columbia in the fall of 1981, he would have scored significantly lower than George W. Bush…

Yeah, and if my granny had wheels, she’d be a go-cart. These are painfully stupid people.

*H/T: Different Church Lady

Posted by Betty Cracker on 05/23/12 at 06:00 AM • Permalink

Categories: CrittersPoliticsBarack ObamaNuttersOur Stupid Media

Share this post:  Share via Twitter   Share via BlinkList   Share via   Share via Digg   Share via Email   Share via Facebook   Share via Fark   Share via NewsVine   Share via Propeller   Share via Reddit   Share via StumbleUpon   Share via Technorati  

A whole new generation of “Dead Heads” just about as delirious as the last batch . . .

So Obama is said to have been part of one of the worst transfer classes at Columbia.

That means one thing: Obama dumb.

To follow that logic consistently, when Breitbrat was found dead late at night near his Cali home, only one answer may be derived for his death: the years of alcoholic binges and rumors of coke abuse were ture. He died wandering around Brentwood in a drunken stupor looking for cheap renatboys and never found Okeefe. In death, Breitbrat finally became famous as a Brentwood Speedbump.

Can’t be too hard on the Breitbartlets—they’re mad they didn’t pick up the theoretical scoop about whether metrosexual black Abe Lincoln touched an honest All-American pigskin. In future stories:

“We don’t think those socks match, Obama”, “Mrs. Greefield from up the street is still waiting on the thank you note for the plate of cookies for your jr high graduation, Mr. President”, and “Barack Obama—he’s like, really left-handed, isn’t he?”

Lies, damned lies, and serial abuse of statistics. 

Chickens are interesting; our neighbors had Polish Blacks when I was a kid.  An all black chicken with a wild topknot of fluffy, easily tossed about in Breckgirl fashion, white feathers.

These Breitbart types reek of desperation. What next? It gets sillier with every new breathless “discovery”.

They really are a pathetic bunch.

Are your kids on imgur?

Comment by MikeJ on 05/23/12 at 09:15 PM

These are painfully stupid people.

I think your chick is smarter, Betty-but, that’s not difficult, is it?

Page 1 of 1 pages

Sorry, commenting is closed for this post.

<< Back to main