Let the Jeanne d’Arc/Bishop Cauchon comparisons begin!

Let the Jeanne d’Arc/Bishop Cauchon comparisons begin!
Comment by Tom65 on 10/13/09 at 12:23 PM

Yeah, they’ve already gone there.

I love the part of the ruling where Land (in response to Orly claiming she’s just like Justice Thurgood Marshall) says,

To suggest that an Army officer, who has received a medical education at the expense of the government and then seeks to avoid deployment based upon speculation that the President is not a natural born citizen, is equivalent to a young child, who is forced to attend an inferior segregated school based solely on the color of her skin, demonstrates an appalling lack of knowledge of the history of this Country and the importance of the civil rights movement. Counsel’s
attempt to align herself with Justice Marshall appears to be an act of desperation rather than one of admiration. For if counsel truly admired Justice Marshall’s achievements, she would not seek to cheapen them with such inapt comparisons.

“I’ll take ‘Self-Inflicted Injuries’ for 20 thousand, Alex.”

Let’s hope she hits the “Daily Double” today, with a late-day dismissal from Judge Cook in CA.

COPS needs to get on this one.  I want to see if Orly tries to filibuster the federal marshals when they come to take her into custody.

Heh. Can she appeal sanctions? (fetches popcorn) ;)

for her spirited defense of Captain Connie Rhodes, M.D.

That could be the problem right there—Rhodes was the Plaintiff.

Plaintiff, defendant, defense, prosecution—what does it matter WHEN THE LADY OF JUSTICE’S HANDS ARE TIED BEHIND HER BACK WITH THE CHAINS OF HER OWN SCALES!!!!!!!1!!!!!

Judge Land’s scathing ruling + PUMAPAC down.

Coincidence?

I think Darragh has been playing Orly all these many months now.

And meatprod is happy for us!

myiq2xu, on October 13th, 2009 at 1:09 pm Said:

Ooooh! The Failbots will be soooooo excited:

Judge Land’s scathing ruling + PUMAPAC down.

Coincidence?

“Today…today we settle all family business.”

“Leave the gun, take the cupcakes.”

A reminder to anyone who’s following this, Orly is supposed to be on the Joy Behar show on CNN Headline News (HLN) at 9:00 PM eastern tonight.

PJ’ers have been plying Behar with material for 2 days now.  If the sanctioned one deigns to join Behar tonight, it might be good - even if this new show generally sucks.

Strange, not long after, that commenter’s fuse blew completely:

xinunus 2 hours ago
YOUR ALL COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR ALL COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR ALL COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR ALL COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR ALL COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR ALL COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR ALL COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty amazing show, considering the low wattage.

Also, could a justice-lover get a little help here? From Orly’s site (no reaction to the Tuesday the Thirteenth verdict yet)

Help in research needed
Posted on | October 12, 2009 | No Comments

Please read carefully the dossier of Susan Daniels and dosier #1 with the report from Neil Sankey.(in archive on the right)  By putting together the dossiers you will have enough info to do the search of this person, who was born in 1890, applied for his social between 1977-1979 in CT and whose social Obama used most of his life.

The infamous 108-year-old surfaces again. So upsetting that a resident of Connecticut wouldn’t know to apply for his social security number until the age of 77! What will he do when he reaches retirement?

Poor Orly.  This will likely lead to her deportation back o Tajikistan

OMG, I’m up to pg. 17 of the ruling and it is everything I hoped it would be. Land even notes that “minimal research” would have revealed that Holder was in LA at the alleged sighting.

who was born in 1890, applied for his social between 1977-1979 in CT and whose social Obama used most of his life.

And then he used ACORN thugs to keep the SSA from pointing out two people were using the same SSN!

And he keeps noting that Rhodes fired her so she no longer has a reason to leave mascara flakes all over his court room. Also!

OMG! PAGE 27! You must read pg. 27!

This is the awesomest thing ever.

Too much at once! HTP, Orly’s on WOR, once again taking the pro-forma case-management schedule as a definitive court date! And the little awkwardness from Land? What little awkwardness from Land?

Thank God Malzberg is leading with Orly, because listening to him more than absolutely necessary can result in brain-blistering.

Now we’re getting into Land.
Explanation of “quo warrenta”

“I’m here because the govt isn’t doing it’s job.”

Malzberg’s wrapping it up:

“if the judge is not intimidated, threatened by somebody…if they believe in the Constitution, there is a 100% chance of they’re going to trial.”

She didn’t want to talk about Joy Behar’s show on CNN.news, and if “she’s treated like garbage, and YOU KNOW Joy Behar’s going to try to…destroy her” than she can come back on Malzberg *

NO MENTION OF THE FINE during the interview. Perhaps it was recorded before the fine came down:

Malzberg: “We’ve gotten word that the judge came down with a $20,000 fine”

*How idiotic?

“I don’t know how a judge can say, “if you come into my court and file a case, I’ll fine you? That’s where we are in Obama Nation.”

Ruh-roh. On pgs. 37 - 38 (discussion of the fine) he hints that he COULD have hit her up for more. Also warns against bringing up fines for criminal contempt because that involves J.A.I.L.

This calls for keeping the hot-air popper right out on the countertop, even if you have to put your george foreman grill in the cabinet below the sink:

Post-judgment motions and an appeal will be filed—your readers can rest assured of that. Orly is exploring the possibility of a direct appeal or request for stay of judgment to the U.S. Supreme Court. Needless to say, Judge Land’s abuse of his position just makes Orly more determined, angrier than ever.

It’s Orly’s Party, and She’ll Sue if She Wants To:

Oh, that stupid “party of the first part, party of the second part” stuff.

“the Court finds that counsel’s purported affidavit-the “certificate of good faith’-is neither sufficient nor timely. First, S 144 applies to “parties” to the proceeding. The party in this case was Captain Connie Rhodes. Captain Rhodes makes no claim that the undersigned has a personal bias against her. In fact, she has discharged Ms. Taitz and stated she has no interest in pursuing the matter further.

Needless to say, Judge Land’s abuse of his position just makes Orly more determined, angrier than ever.

OMG! PAGE 27! You must read pg. 27!

Best footnote EVAR!

He should take this on the road.

YAFB, some commenter somewhere (damned if I can remember where in my cold-tablet-induced haze today) said that the person referenced in that footnote was probably Zell Miller. I mean “fisticuffs” is a dead giveaway.

Footnote 27 enthusiasts, I hate to pop your bubble, but the author of the fisticuffs letter proudly wrote of it on Orly’s blog (and misspelled it, too.)

I’m going to see if I can hunt it up for you.

That’s it! Thanks for doing the google-fu for me in my impaired condition, YAFB.

Chicken soup.

And I think DougJ was being snarky (killer post title!). Doesn’t stop us starting a meme for ol’ Gorilla Glue, though.

All right, I’m having trouble finding the letter from the proud American who bragged that he challenged the judge to, (and this I remember distinctly) “fist-i-cuffs,” but there is this at Orly’s House of Seditioncakes:

Jeepers
September 23rd, 2009 @ 5:49 pm
What an exciting letter, Orly, from a criminal magistrate no less! I am so glad to see all your supporters writing Judge Land. I am sure it will make a big difference to Judge Land when you tell him hwere he can stuff it on October 2, 2009. We are all waiting for your response, Orly. Be sure to tell the judge where to stuff it and that you want RULE 11 DISCOVERY to show your claims were all valid!

By the way, is this criminal magistrate also the Master Sergeant who is a plaintiff in the Barnett case?

(h/t to Strange, who saw this last week)

Here you go, Mrs. Polly.

“Leonard McCauley”
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I have challanged Judge Land to a round of “Fist a Cuff’s” in the Couthouse Square, via E-mail… I told him that I might possibly beat some sense into him….The man has insulted Me,U and 1/2 the Citizenry of the United States, by tossing ur case and calling it “Frivolous”….No such thing as a Stupid Question, and I want to know who or what this thing in the Whitehouse is…. I will let u know what Judge Land’s response is…

Thanks, dmd! “Fist a Cuff’s”!! “No such thing as a Stupid Question.”

Don’t think Leonard has to let Orly know what Judge Land’s response is now.

Land sakes. My land. etc.

Only $20,000? Hey, do I hear $30,000?

$40,000?

$50,000?

GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE…

No offense, dmd, but I’m going to remove that link to Orly’s site since it’s intermittently infected with trojans (so my antivirus tells me).

A chorus of “This Land is my Land” anyone?

It’s OK, I was going anyway.

Footnote 27 enthusiasts, I hate to pop your bubble, but the author of the fisticuffs letter proudly wrote of it on Orly’s blog (and misspelled it, too.)

Yes, but he didn’t mention he suggested Obama really is the brother from another planet.

Note to White Supremacist Watchers: Some of the more ... fanciful WS believe Jewish people brought us here from outer-space to annoy and harass and generally lower the tone of civilization.

I’m not saying this douchebag is a sheet wearing fucktard who reeks of kerosene. I’m just saying.

“Fist a Cuff’s” has a great ladies’ night on Thursday. Or so my house slave has told me.

Land even notes that “minimal research” would have revealed that Holder was in LA at the alleged sighting.

Well, but HTP, be fair: how many olive-skinned males with neat mustaches can there be in a nation of over 300 million?

Great coverage of today’s birther smackdown events at the following sites:

Where, oh, where do the astroturfers and smear-masters find such offal to forward their causes?  You’ve got felon CEL3 helping Orly, felon Mike Donovan from the PUMA/Cristi Adkins debacle, and so many more.  Nice to know they have such nice friends?

One of the very sad things about this issue is that Orly Taitz and many of her followers will try to read things like Judge Clay Land’s 43-page opinion as if it were a sound bite.  They will devote perhaps 43 seconds to covering it, and come away with their prejudices unscathed, insisting that it hs the work of a sell-out.  Sadly, if they read it, they might realize that there are sound reasons, entirely beyond the reasons that Orly Taitz announces, for the imposition of sanctions.  This woman is abusing the judicial system, and that is dangerous for everyone.

You all laugh at Orly, but if Obama had nothing to hide, why has he never shown his birth certificate? Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

You know what makes me wonder, John. How you can be so fucking stupid, that truly is a wonder. Orly has no case that’s why she’s been slapped repeatedly by judges from seas to shining sea.

Obama has no burden of proof and he doesn’t need to provide anyone with anything, particularly to the likes of you because you’re a simpering idiot, Orly has made the charge now she has to make her case and the only thing she’s convinced anyone of is that she’s a fucking moron.

She’s already been fined 20 grand, she’s going to be disbarred in California and if she keep pissing off Federal judges she’s gonna do time in jail. Go ahead, keep fucking with the Feds.

I happen to know that “John” here is an alien from the Planet Twatwaffle—a red planet, natch.

John:  Obama has shown his birth certificate.  He showed the official document attesting to his birth issued by Hawaii.  That is a birth certificate; the fact that you’re ignorant of what actually constitutes a birth certficate is not a Constitutional crisis, but it is an educational one.

Under the Full Faith & Credit clause, if Hawaii says he was born there, every other State has to accept that. In other words, STFU already.