You are a prince, Kevin. Truly a prince, now I won’t get a goddamned thing done because I’m gonna go back and re-read all that brilliance. Thanks a lot. Thanks a fucking lot.

Thanks a fucking lot.

For you, my friend, the world.

Yay!  I’ll spread this around.

Thank you, Kevin! It’s lovely to come in and see you’ve gotten all my Orliana out of storage and hung it up where people can see it again.

For any newcomers, I’ll just say that most of the material was written by Orly herself. You can tell if she’s the writer by the misspellings. It helps to understand the jokes if you start at the beginning(what do the sprinklers mean?), but if you’re pressed for time, just cut to the chase and go to the Orliad and the Idiocy, which is Orly’s Ulysses, if Leopold Bloom were a zoftig peroxided mascara addict.

Yay!

Funny, I now want to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Jesus, who names their kid Oily Taint? No wonder the poor woman’s got problems.

I actually think we’re going to end up owing Ms. Taitz a debt of gratitude next year.  If this thing keeps up, we’re going to be able to tie it around the necks of quite a few Republican nominees, forced to answer whether or not they believe the president is a natural born US citizen.  They can’t come out in say yes in front of the wingnuts, because that will hurt their primary chances, but if they’re caught on record, they’ll have to go into the election explaining to the constituents why they refuse to state Obama is a natural born US citizen.

Add this to Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity, and the rest of the mouthy cons and you’ve got a formula for irrevocable devastation of the GOP next year.

2 words Mrs. Polly: Comic. Book.

If this thing keeps up, we’re going to be able to tie it around the necks of quite a few Republican nominees, forced to answer whether or not they believe the president is a natural born US citizen.

No, no, no, my dear Pumalicious! They’ll tie it around their own necks, leap into the deep end and then fend of any and all attempts to pull them out.

“I just [glub!] want some [gasp!] answe [gurble].”

Kevin, thank you for pulling all this together for those seeking confirmation of Orly’s basic insanity.

Mrs. P. thank you SO MUCH for doing these pieces and illuminating that insanity in such a delightful and snarkilicious manner.  Such fun to read it all again.

And so very amazing that some people really continue to believe this shit!

I get the sense that they’re all so full of racist bile that it’s overshadowed any ability to see the inconsistencies in their demands.

Ding, ding ding and double-ding.

I saw that! Liddy looked unsure, fumbling, and almost as if he wished he hadn’t put himself out where the real folk are. He used to debate SENATOR Al, so it’s not that he can’t debate.

pumalicious and gimme, you put it excellently. Nobody talks much about the other Americans who would be forced to show their papers on demand if any of these ridiculous lawsuits got anywhere.

Hey, the Libertarians are all over it! This loon can’t tell the difference between Libertarian and Neocon. She comes to the forum I’m on and pleads her case in the most right wing frame of mind. But then again, she copies and pastes the same case in hundreds of forums. Sometimes her newly registered minions chime in offering their full support but the low posting numbers stick out. they are soon drowned out and go away.

Mrs. Polly, I love your artwork! It ROCKS!!!! :-)