As entertaining as it is, I wish the media would just ignore people who are clearly insane.

By the way, that Yentl pancake painting? Genius.

By the way, that Yentl pancake painting? Genius.

Yeah, I was pretty happy when I won the bidding on that one. I lost a couple of others that went too high. The Hugo Chavez one was particularly good.

I donated to Dan’s legal fees when I saw this story yesterday.

Mrs. Polly, get to work!

May I suggest a limited-edition series of lithographs of your best Orly work?

This could be your ticket to fame.

I don’t even want to watch this. It could never live up to the promise of her expression in the preview screenshot. Are her eyes looking in different directions?

In photographs, Orly’s eyes seem to follow invisible Kenyans around the room.

I now know what I’m going to call my post-punk feminist performance troupe; the Vaginal Pancakes.

I just love how all these “vast conspiracy” incidents in her mind, including this painting, all happened prior to her even announcing her run for CA SOS, yet somehow she claims they are part of a vast “voter fraud” conspiracy in her primary run.

It was hilarious that she even got 25% of that vote out there.

It is even more hilarious that somehow, she still thinks that absentee ballot counting will put her over the top and that she could still win. LMAO!

But listening to this woman drone on and on endlessly, as she weaves her imaginary tales of conspiratorial terror together quickly goes from popcorn worthy to painful chore!  Egads!

Ya know, I thought about coming out with a talking Orly Taitz doll and developing a Random Rambling Conspiracy Generator program for when you push the button to make her speak.

But then I realized that there just isn’t the battery capacity or memory capacity to accurately reflect what just one push of the button of her speaking would really be like…

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAaaaaaaaaiiieeee. . . . *wheeze* . . . . *coughcough* *coughcoughcough*

I love Orly’s declaration that Dan’s “clearly insane”.  Projecting much?

1. What the heck is RT?  Russian Television?

2. I don’t know what I like, but I do know a lot about art.  Seriously?

3. (something…something…something)..International Ho’s of Pancakes.

We’ll be right back.

This is why I stopped painting with pancakes…