Orly Takes on Justice Like the Titanic Took On Water

The Lady of Justice is the subject of a towering stem-winder by one David Smithey on Orly’s site*:

Today it might seem more appropriate to portray justice as a deaf mute woman with a pocket knife in one hand and the other tied behind her back with the chains of those same scales.

Why, that portrayal sounds preposterous!

      This portrayal would sound preposterous except main stream media continues to blindfold the masses with news blackouts, misinformation and biased reporting.

Left, right, and center, that’s the one thing we all seem to agree on: the main stream media blackout. That’s why 24-hour cable networks run so many LOCKDOWN SAN QUENTIN episodes. But remains there one honest man willing to stand for the righteous?

A righteous judge presiding from a courtroom bench must act as though he were seated at a pious throne in a palace of logic, built upon pillars of jurisprudence, firmly erected from a foundation of cold stone facts and hard evidence.

A righteous judge, of course! But where can such a one find the truth?

The only remaining vestige of truth is found here, in the sterile and analytical environment of legal process and remedy, equity and relief.  It is the court of common sense and it is located on the 9th floor of the Ronald Reagan Federal building in Santa Ana, California.

Huzzah! And when righteous citizens gather on the 9th floor of the Ronald Reagan Federal building, in their thirst for justice what will they see?

In this sanctuary of sanity a legal labyrinth is being constructed around the question of a man and his birth certificate.  Judge David O. Carter, a legal potentate dressed in black robes, must consider the polemical rhetoric between a woman who asks to see a piece of paper and the men that don’t want the paper to be seen.

Well, what awful men. And what are they using to hide the righteous truth written on this piece of paper?

The technical jargon includes rules around hair-splitting words like; proper service, notice, standing, venue, procedure and include motions ad nauseam in perhaps the greatest diatribe of “he said, she said” this country has ever witnessed.

Oh, that. Stupid procedure.

But what sort of fiend would play these legal games?

These legal games are acted out behind a backdrop of the world stage and performed in the U.S. District Court, while a fiddle is played by the man who would rather watch America burn than bring an end to the most controversial concern of modern history.  His infernal ego fuels the fire of public distrust and his contemptuous inaction has inflamed the nation.

What a dreadful person. Who, tell us who, has the courage to oppose this rotten guy?

It is a woman that will turn the world upside down in epic fashion for the finding of a single fact.

So that’s what happened.

Orly Taitz demanded justice that now requires a verdict.  May it come swiftly and let it cut every domestic enemy to their very core.  It would be a fitting finale for this genius lady of justice and the country she serves so brilliantly.   

Oh, wouldn’t it just!

*No link, because visiting Orly’s site still requires a full-computer condom, or as it’s sometimes known, a Kenyan letter.

Posted by Mrs. Polly on 10/12/09 at 08:16 PM • Permalink

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The Orlyfan filling is, as ever, a tawdry mousse, but the structural casing you’ve enrobed it in is quite exquisite.

Christ woman. You have caused me to cough my evening cup of tea all over my keyboard.

Orly Taitz demanded justice that now requires a verdict. May it come swiftly and let it cut every domestic enemy to their very core.

I hope he is wearing his Kevlar undershirt.

Orly just got a nice reality check

Comment by Tom65 on 10/13/09 at 11:29 AM

Nicely done, Polly.

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