Other things Sharron Angle might do

Very Important News from Iowa:

Tea Party favorite Sharron Angle of Nevada …wouldn’t say that she was running for president…but she wouldn’t say that she wasn’t.

It’s a good thing the media are following Angle’s every move. Don’t let her recent failure to dislodge an incumbent who is less loved in Nevada than genital herpes lull you into thinking Angle is no longer relevant politically.

Here are the top three other things Sharron Angle hasn’t ruled out:

1) Teaming up with Joe Miller on a nationwide tour of “Tea Party Losers on Ice:”

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2) Employing “Second Amendment remedies” to deal with a spider infestation in her condo:

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3) Traveling to Mexico City to kick off “Asian Heritage Appreciation Week:”

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These possibilities are even more likely than Angle pursuing a presidential bid. I hope the media keep us informed of any developments.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 01/28/11 at 08:38 AM • Permalink

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Sweet christ. Could we please have a presidential run from Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, please? They have all the qualifications that Angle has, and they’re a lot more photogenic besides…

I think I can speak for all of Iowa, at least, and probably most of America when I say we are on pins and fucking needles here, Sharron.

When did failure become a qualification to run for president?

And, while I would look forward to the reverse-shellacking Obama could well give one of these dumbass losers from the other side of the aisle, Bush II is too recent.

4) Joining the cast of “Glee” as Pat, the transgendered librarian.

I would like to choose this platform to announce my candidacy for presidency in 2012.  I will switch parties and run as a Republican.  There is definitely mad monies to be made in this racket.

Oh, don’t tease me.  I want all of them in the race—Palin, Bachmann, Angle ... hell, throw in Christine O’Donnell and Joe the Plumber.  And Keyes.  And what’s Joe Miller up to?

Really, you lauigh, but if Palin and Bachmann don’t get in and Angle delusionally declares, she’ll get more votes than Barbour and Huntsman combined.

What about raising chicken? I heard Obtuse really likes chickens.

I guess the question now is not so much who IS running for prez on the Repub ticket but who’s NOT running.

5) Collaborating with her favorite rap group, Dilated Peoples.

“I would like to choose this platform to announce my candidacy for presidency in 2012.  I will switch parties and run as a Republican.  There is definitely mad monies to be made in this racket.”

FTW!

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