Our Lady of the Premature Detonation -OR- a Wingnut Christmas Wet-Dream

ABC has exclusive photos of the Jihadi Jockeys of Smoldering Vengeance. Meanwhile, Talk Radio and conservative pundits are en fuego with sputtering indictments of Obama, Napolitano, Liberalism, Calvin Klein, Keynesian economics, the Great society programs, hip-hop music, The Catcher in the Rye, elastic waistbands, Smoot-Hawley, public schools and the Bretton Woods Agreement.

I’ve done my part. Now, go and fetch me the most hyperventilating, over-the-top, barely-holding-our-Teabagger-fudge links and selected quotes you can find, my Obot minions! It’s easy as shooting fish in your underpants!

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 12/28/09 at 08:33 PM • Permalink

Joe Biden knew this would happen!

Steve Hayes alluded to the Biden prediction of a failed test of leadership and competence. He reminded everyone that this is the first time Democrats have had to lead in the face of Islamo Terrorists since Jimmy Carter. It all began with their ignorant attempt to pretend there is no ‘war on terrorism’ – never uttering the words that shall not be uttered.

Even though the Strata-Sphere maintains that Obama has just destroyed his hope of a second term, one commenter isn’t so sure:

This administration wants a crisis to further its aims… Power. It was ushered into office on a faux crisis and will create a real one if necesary to consolidate its grip on these United States.

And you think underpants bombs are bad?

kathieon 28 Dec 2009 at 10:28 pm
There was a jihadi who put one of those bombs up his rear and tried to kill the Saudi defense minister, he hurt him but didn’t kill him. It would be completely undetectable if several jihadis did the same thing and got on planes. I think that will be the next plan. I hope our no fly list is updated.

Fortunately, Saudi authorities were able to seize the bomber just as he was inserting the syringe.

I’ll be back in a bit with Krauthammer, I suspect. Meanwhile, here’s the Reader’s Digest Condensed FreepVille reaction in a single assbite-sized exhalation:

‘Who in God’s name voted for this dingbat?’

Oh, about 95% of the black population, as well as several million gays, lesbians, genetic defectives, vegans, pacifists, hedonists, atheists, slackers, self-hating Jews and self-important ‘independents’, Moozlims, Satanists, Wiccans, Druids, Zoroastrians, tree huggers, dirt worshipers, UFO fanatics, and not a few dead, re-animated ACORN corpses brought back from the grave.

Did I cover all the major bases as to why the Republic is swirling at the bottom of the bowl and about to curl ‘round the ol’ U-pipe, or did I forget to mention the one-legged, albino midget constituency?

Of course, for Teenage Runaway/Circus Family/Failed Marriage/ Dysfunctional Life-Sized Stupid, you have to go to PumaPAC:

Has it occurred to anyone else that BO, family, pals and even his supportive members of the press, are all safely ensconced in a private, multi-million-dollar enclave, miles away from any potential harm, if a terrorist attack were to succeed on the mainland? Just sayin’…

I’ll see your A.J. Strata and raise you a Dan Riehl.

And thanks to Obama’s progressive view, we’re looking to send up to 80 Gitmo detainees back to Yemen? Will we provide them with coloring books, or perhaps decoupage supplies? Don’t pinch me. I want to sleep through this nightmare. I think I might be better off.

Zandar, Dan the wannabee gangbuster and lover of proper diction knows these are dangerous times as few others do.

But I will not only see your Dan Riehl, I will raise you one Texas Fred, who foresaw something like this happening on the twenty-second!

Well, almost like this.

He’s bound to be a little disappointed, but really, he had the right idea; how much does scale matter, honestly?

I dunno, the right’s fear feeding frenzy is so 5 minutes ago - lefty whinging, on the other hand provides new avenues for comedy. So much silliness, so little time!

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