Our Lady of the Premature Detonation -OR- a Wingnut Christmas Wet-Dream

ABC has exclusive photos of the Jihadi Jockeys of Smoldering Vengeance. Meanwhile, Talk Radio and conservative pundits are en fuego with sputtering indictments of Obama, Napolitano, Liberalism, Calvin Klein, Keynesian economics, the Great society programs, hip-hop music, The Catcher in the Rye, elastic waistbands, Smoot-Hawley, public schools and the Bretton Woods Agreement.

I’ve done my part. Now, go and fetch me the most hyperventilating, over-the-top, barely-holding-our-Teabagger-fudge links and selected quotes you can find, my Obot minions! It’s easy as shooting fish in your underpants!

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 12/28/09 at 08:33 PM • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsBarack ObamaBedwettersNuttersPolisnarkWar In Error

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Bigger cojones than myself.
Just to describe it (sans visual) is a work of art.

C

Looks like there’s a little stain of bag blood on there.

Joe Biden knew this would happen!

Steve Hayes alluded to the Biden prediction of a failed test of leadership and competence. He reminded everyone that this is the first time Democrats have had to lead in the face of Islamo Terrorists since Jimmy Carter. It all began with their ignorant attempt to pretend there is no ‘war on terrorism’ – never uttering the words that shall not be uttered.

Even though the Strata-Sphere maintains that Obama has just destroyed his hope of a second term, one commenter isn’t so sure:

This administration wants a crisis to further its aims… Power. It was ushered into office on a faux crisis and will create a real one if necesary to consolidate its grip on these United States.

And you think underpants bombs are bad?

kathieon 28 Dec 2009 at 10:28 pm
There was a jihadi who put one of those bombs up his rear and tried to kill the Saudi defense minister, he hurt him but didn’t kill him. It would be completely undetectable if several jihadis did the same thing and got on planes. I think that will be the next plan. I hope our no fly list is updated.

Fortunately, Saudi authorities were able to seize the bomber just as he was inserting the syringe.

Mrs. Polly, you’re a wonder—eminently practical and yet appropriate as always. Why didn’t I think of visiting A. J. Strata?

I’ll be back in a bit with Krauthammer, I suspect. Meanwhile, here’s the Reader’s Digest Condensed FreepVille reaction in a single assbite-sized exhalation:

‘Who in God’s name voted for this dingbat?’

Oh, about 95% of the black population, as well as several million gays, lesbians, genetic defectives, vegans, pacifists, hedonists, atheists, slackers, self-hating Jews and self-important ‘independents’, Moozlims, Satanists, Wiccans, Druids, Zoroastrians, tree huggers, dirt worshipers, UFO fanatics, and not a few dead, re-animated ACORN corpses brought back from the grave.

Did I cover all the major bases as to why the Republic is swirling at the bottom of the bowl and about to curl ‘round the ol’ U-pipe, or did I forget to mention the one-legged, albino midget constituency?

I think you want Clark Griswald’s boss, Jack Shirley.

Sorry, but these assholes will not stop. No way out. Gotta kill them all in a kind way. How much saltpeter do we have in the national repository to keep them from breeding? If they blow or burn their testicales off, one a a time, it will take too long.

The problem is too much religion and too damn many people.

Feeling like the Grinch. Shit.

@kre8tr—You know, I don’t go over to your blog and harsh the buzz with gin-soaked introspection. How about a little praise for the copywriter-executed Photoshop work? Did you Photoshop something today? I’ll bet you didn’t even try.

Some personal friend you turned out to be. I hope terrorists come out of your toilet and stab you in the ass with cocktail swords.

Kre8tr, do you think letting them ingest saltpeter is wise? One little potash spritzer and you have a situation.

Strange, being as you’re so well-traveled among the outer regions of Wingnuttia, I’m especially happy you enjoyed the Strata-sphere. It’s one of Lucianne Goldberg’s favorite blogs, so you could think of it as the cheese Strata-sphere.

Of course, for Teenage Runaway/Circus Family/Failed Marriage/ Dysfunctional Life-Sized Stupid, you have to go to PumaPAC:

Has it occurred to anyone else that BO, family, pals and even his supportive members of the press, are all safely ensconced in a private, multi-million-dollar enclave, miles away from any potential harm, if a terrorist attack were to succeed on the mainland? Just sayin’…

It’s even worse than that; I’ve heard that the O-fraud has a secret force of security guards that he keeps around him at all times. You can see them following the One, all faux-cool with their shades and everything. While the rest of us are in harm’s way, the Narcissist gets special treatment!

They’ve got something there. America’s enemies would never ever attack Hawaii.

I’ll see your A.J. Strata and raise you a Dan Riehl.

And thanks to Obama’s progressive view, we’re looking to send up to 80 Gitmo detainees back to Yemen? Will we provide them with coloring books, or perhaps decoupage supplies? Don’t pinch me. I want to sleep through this nightmare. I think I might be better off.

Zandar, Dan the wannabee gangbuster and lover of proper diction knows these are dangerous times as few others do.

But I will not only see your Dan Riehl, I will raise you one Texas Fred, who foresaw something like this happening on the twenty-second!

Well, almost like this.

He’s bound to be a little disappointed, but really, he had the right idea; how much does scale matter, honestly?

I dunno, the right’s fear feeding frenzy is so 5 minutes ago - lefty whinging, on the other hand provides new avenues for comedy. So much silliness, so little time!

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