Our Muslim Kenyadent will tax wheelchairs, sneezing AND breathing

...and then he will chase you down a dark street right before he steals all of your money and shivs your grandmother in the throat. Then he will knock the earth of its axis and send it hurtling toward the sun. We are all going to die. The end.

Posted by Kevin K. on 04/13/10 at 10:48 AM • Permalink

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You should hear the howling out here in Washington over the possibility of taxing soda and bottled water.

They conveniently forget they were taxed up until 2003, but no, its Socialism!

Comment by justlen on 04/13/10 at 11:02 AM

I found out about the Schedule M tax credit over the weekend and recalulated our return—and found out that instead of owing $125 or so, we’re getting a refund of nearly $500.

Damn that Obama and his tax increases disguised as tax refunds!

Comment by Steve M. on 04/13/10 at 11:27 AM

Yeah. Islamosocialfascists are cunning like that. They do things the exact opposite of the way you expect. Like helping out Al Qaeda by killing even more of its members.

Comment by John Ball on 04/13/10 at 12:04 PM

Kevin - get out the chips and dip, (oh don’t forget the beer), me and the other lady types will go an make some sammiches. Wonkette link - INCOMING!

Comment by Litlebritdifrnt on 04/13/10 at 12:23 PM

Hey I just came in from Wonkette! Did I miss anything?

Comment by Lenny on 04/13/10 at 12:27 PM

HAHAHAHA, I lurv the wheelchairs ad right above. Get your chairs now, blue hairs, before the dirty lion kenyan usurper melts them down for moar Socialisms.

Comment by Church of Realism on 04/13/10 at 12:28 PM

Wow…just wow!

That has to be up there as one of the top misleading fear/smear ads the GOP has ever put out!

So over the top that I wanted to laugh, but so disgustingly vile that I couldn’t

Comment by G on 04/13/10 at 12:59 PM

needs more Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man

Comment by Tom65 on 04/13/10 at 01:29 PM

Fine. I posted a video of the Standing-Upright Cat in a goddammed Three Musketeers costume with a fucking guitar-playing kitty-in-a-dress behind him, and what gets Wonketted?—Oh, sure, some totally original snarky stuff with an Obama hate-video I haven’t seen posted anywhere else.

Hey, ANYBODY can get hits and comments with GOOD posts. It takes a REAL blogger to pull traffic with the kind of lazy crap-posts I bang up the wire.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 04/13/10 at 01:31 PM

Uh, I think that saying goes “you can run, but you can’t hide.” I mean they say “you can’t run” and they show a guy running!

Comment by AlphaLiberal on 04/13/10 at 01:39 PM

That’s right people. If you want your money, go to GOP.com. They’re the ones who exploded the national debt and sent the economy into the dumper. Tell them that unless they give it back, you’re never going to vote Republican again. Then NEVER VOTE REPUBLICAN AGAIN!