Palin Asks All Americans to Forgo Back Surgery

Sarah Palin hates Health Care Reform so much, she doesn’t care how bad it hurts you to tie your shoelaces or pick up the newspaper on your porch. Hell, she’s young, rich and healthy—and she’s probably never even heard of stenosis—so what does it matter to her as long as you twist your crushed nerves and scoliosis into an upright position to oppose the Dark Machinations of the Kenyan Usurper?

With a Stiff Spine America Must Stand Against Obamacare
Today at 11:24am

If Senator Reid, Speaker Pelosi, and President Obama get their way, soon our country will be changed forever. Using every partisan parliamentary trick in the book (including some they invented just last week), Washington’s Left intends to ram through their takeover of our health care system regardless of the consequences.

I can’t speak for anyone else, but if I have to oppose Obamacare with a stiff spine, I might as well oppose it with my enlarged liver, predisposition to diabetes, diminished lung capacity and melon-sized prostate.

Snark aside, Sarah’s new Facebook emission is chock-full of warmed-over, debunked BOILERPLATE FAIL, which she has apparently recycled in an attempt to remain relevant to somebody, somewhere. I encourage you to read it, if only for the fun of hunting down the implied-Death-Panel “Easter Egg” she has cleverly hidden in the plastic grass of her crouton-padded word salad.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 03/14/10 at 03:25 PM • Permalink

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That first paragraph has so much solid gold in it that I think Glenn Beck’s going to start selling it during his show.

Comment by Kevin K. on 03/14/10 at 03:46 PM

I keep telling myself she can’t possibly be this fucking clueless, but she proves me wrong every time. I’m honestly starting to believe she lives in an ice-cave.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/14/10 at 03:54 PM

I’m honestly starting to believe she lives in an ice-cave.

It’s true. This is her outside of the entrance.

Comment by Kevin K. on 03/14/10 at 03:57 PM

Wow. The Fortress of Solipsism. I never dared to think it was real, but there it is.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/14/10 at 04:00 PM

And who will decide – what kind of panel will decide – who receives the health care that government will obviously have to ration?

Oh fercrissakes! Health care is rationed now - by the f***ing insurance companies! They are the ones that decide who will be worthy to file a claim and who, because of *preexisting conditions* will be left by the roadside to die. Or who will be booted out of the *system* because they had the audacity to get sick. With same results as above.

Passing the reform bill will, if nothing else, enable everyone to be covered by our not-perfect-but-better-than-nothing existing health insurance industry. Whether they want to cover everyone or not.

Just pass the fracking thing and get it over with already!!