Joe the Plunger Jockey sure looks purty in that dress.

Cover charge for the just-plain-folks “grassroots” meetup is a workingman-priced $549.

Shall we write the script now or wait?

Let’s do it now:

“Waaah! We hocked all our jewelry, electronics and our car and walked from Louisville, KY, through a snow storm with our three kids to see Sarah Palin only to find she’d left because the water at the hotel didn’t taste the same as it does in Alaska!”

I doubt this Tea Party Convention in Opryland, TN is the best way to convince skeptics the Republicans are not just a Southern regional party.
Party on, y’all!

@HTP—I suspect she’ll only attend half the convention, since after that she’ll just be a “lame duck.”

~~~you met another and *FART* you was gone…~~~

If Virginia Foxx goes there will they make it a Threesome?

I don’t know, I think there should be a pool as to whether or not Palin actually shows up or decides she’s got something better to do at the time.

My money is on her not showing up.

Sucker bet karen marie. Sucker bet.

Sarah will show. Why?

1. Paying customers. If the organizers have learned anything from history, though, they’ll only pay her after the appearance, of course.

2. Let that grinning Minnesotan Milkmaid have the stage to herself?

Meh. When they get the turnout of a Ren Faire or a sci-fi convention, let me know.

$550?  Really?  I wouldn’t pay that much to see God himself, much less a coupla power-crazed conservative harpies. 

Pawn shops will be flooded w/ Hummel figurines.