Palin likes saying commonsense conservative over and over because she’s a commonsense conservative.

Both Steve M. and TBogg have noticed a pattern emerging during Rogue Rage Week and in one of her 147 interviews in just the last three days (which NewsMax laughably refers to as an “exclusive”), Palin’s shiny new tic reared its ugly head again:

“They’re saying, ‘Hey, we’ve got some common-sense conservative solutions that we’ve put forth and were shut out of the discussions.”

“But these common-sense conservatives have put forth solutions suggesting the intra- and interstate competition amongst healthcare providers, and the tort reform, and the waste and fraud measures that can help address the rising cost problems right now.”

“Maybe some people are really threatened by just a normal everyday average American who is very blessed to have a megaphone right now, and doesn’t want to squander or blow this opportunity to get a common-sense conservative message out there heard across the nation.”

Sarah will say this phrase over and over and over and over until she drives all of the liberal elites totally insane, just like she’s already done to Andrew Sullivan, and eventually even God will get sick of hearing it and he’ll make a deal that he’ll rapture all of her fellow commonsense conservatives if she’ll just stop fucking saying it and she’ll say “okay” and then it’ll happen and super porny Levi Johnston will have his dick torn off by Satan and Katie Couric will be mauled to death by demons with the bodies of wolves and the heads of John Zielger.  And there will be bad footwear with arch supports littered fucking everywhere. The end. Also.

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/18/09 at 03:06 PM • Permalink

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It fits perfectly into her overall narrative of plain folk vs. liberal elites. No doubt she’s been heavily coached on this.

I guess Palin’s brand of common-sense conservatism is to tax the shit out of the oil companies and give the proceeds to Alaska, right?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008 103325_alaskatax07.html

Comment by Oblomova on 11/18/09 at 03:45 PM

I guess it helps to clarify that there’s nothing compassionate about Sarah’s brand of conservatism, unlike that DFH George W. Bush.

I just keep imagining Sully screaming noiselessly at the cover of “Going Rogue” for a good 17 minutes, then he writes “Dear God, why?” on a piece of paper and staples it to his forehead.

I don’t comprehend Palin either, she’s like a chaos elemental or something, but the difference is I don’t let her drive me insane.

Besides, it’s not Palin that’s the problem, it’s the political process that nearly made her Vice-President Of The United States that’s the problem.

I was just informed by my local news station that Palin was in Grand Rapids, MI. She had this to say, “MI is a lot like Alaska, what with the huntin’ and the fishin’, and the hockey moms.” Yep, we’re just like Alaska you phoney fucking grifter. Now go home.

This explains why I had Pump up the Volume stuck in my head after McCainiac unleashed The Abominable SnowBilly on the country.

Put the needle on the record,
Put the needle on the record…

Dear god, Levi just out her already!

Her hubris knows no bounds, I think she knows that Levi has the goods on her.  And I think he is just holding out for her to try and mess with his child custody, or he’s paid off already.  She’s going down…not if but when.

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