Palin likes saying commonsense conservative over and over because she’s a commonsense conservative.
Both Steve M. and TBogg have noticed a pattern emerging during Rogue Rage Week and in one of her 147 interviews in just the last three days (which NewsMax laughably refers to as an “exclusive”), Palin’s shiny new tic reared its ugly head again:
“They’re saying, ‘Hey, we’ve got some common-sense conservative solutions that we’ve put forth and were shut out of the discussions.”
“But these common-sense conservatives have put forth solutions suggesting the intra- and interstate competition amongst healthcare providers, and the tort reform, and the waste and fraud measures that can help address the rising cost problems right now.”
“Maybe some people are really threatened by just a normal everyday average American who is very blessed to have a megaphone right now, and doesn’t want to squander or blow this opportunity to get a common-sense conservative message out there heard across the nation.”
Sarah will say this phrase over and over and over and over until she drives all of the liberal elites totally insane, just like she’s already done to Andrew Sullivan, and eventually even God will get sick of hearing it and he’ll make a deal that he’ll rapture all of her fellow commonsense conservatives if she’ll just stop fucking saying it and she’ll say “okay” and then it’ll happen and super porny Levi Johnston will have his dick torn off by Satan and Katie Couric will be mauled to death by demons with the bodies of wolves and the heads of John Zielger. And there will be bad footwear with arch supports littered fucking everywhere. The end. Also.
Posted by Kevin K. on 11/18/09 at 03:06 PM • Permalink
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