If we were really domestic terrorists, shoot

Not the most promising opening. Still, if she really wants to play hardball:

She’s still clinging to her 2008 catechism when it comes to President Obama. Someone should get this bitch a therapy so that she can get over the loss of the 08 election.

Decades of questionable Soviet policies in pursuit of greater cotton production have resulted in a catastrophic scenario. The agricultural industry appears to be the main contributor to the pollution and devastation of the air and water in the country.[14]

The Aral Sea disaster is a classic example. The Aral Sea used to be the fourth-largest inland sea on Earth, acting as an influencing factor in the air moisture.[15] Since the 1960s, the decade when the misuse of the Aral Sea water began, it has shrunk to less than 50% of its former area and decreased in volume threefold. Reliable or even approximate data have not been collected, stored or provided by any organisation or official agency. Much of the water was and still continues to be used for the irrigation of cotton fields, a crop that requires a large amount of water to grow.

I’d say Uzbekistan is pretty much the perfect spot for “Free Market” Palin and her sidekicks, “Exploitation Joe” and “Denude the fuck outta the environment for personal fortune” Sue.

There is not enough bullion in the world to get me out of this boat. I am no captain ahab.

Hilarious. C4P outreach to PUMAs.

I have a feeling that ship sailed quite a while back. Still, a fresh injection of the vast ranks of highly organized, disciplined, and focused PUMAs is precisely what C4P needs right now.

C4P is going to be so surprised when they discover that the PUMA membership numbers have been exponentially overblown.

C4P:

By choosing Governor Palin as his running mate, Senator McCain acknowledged that two men can never know what it is like to be a woman, a mother, a daughter, a sister

Here Marcus Bachmann stifles a sob.

From the C4P link:

Pete Petretich [Moderator] 3 seconds ago in reply to S.H.
I’m still a registered Democrat from Ohio and I COMPLETELY support Sarah Palin. I fully expect Hillary to (tacitly or explicitly) endorse Sarah for POTUS before Election Day, 2012.

I really do…

How . . very, very sad.

Once again, we need Inigo Montoya to discuss definitions with some silly sod; the words in question now are “registered Democrat”.  Oh, and “fully expect” should be in there too.

Maybe we should add “sock puppet” to the mix just to keep it real.

Run for our lives!:

The liberal media is absolutely going insane over what Sarah said with Sean Hannity tonight. Absolutely love it! It is really hitting the fan. Like tomorrow it will be an avalanche. She was so blunt and straightforward, honest and hard-hitting. Show me another candidate who can take them on in this way. I almost feel sorry for Obama when he has to debate her. Barracuda will chew him up and spit him out. Amazing, simply amazing. When she hit Romney it was a home run. But when she exposed Obama with him running with terrorists was simply unspeakably outrageous and exhilarating. There is not sufficient vocabulary to exasperate all that needs to be said with what Sarah Palin has done. She has shot her Canon Ball over the deck of the opposition’s sinking boat.

If spewing out well-gnawed squawking points was an Olympic sport Palin would walk away with the Gold, Silver and Bronze.

Assuming she didn’t quit half way through the competition.

I fully expect Hillary to (tacitly or explicitly) endorse Sarah for POTUS before Election Day, 2012.

They’ll be watching the color of HRC’s pants suits like weeping bald eagles.

There is not sufficient vocabulary to exasperate all that needs to be said with what Sarah Palin has done.

I call spoof. There’s simply no way a person could both nail the spelling of exasperate and screw up its meaning so badly you can’t even tell WTF the writer THOUGHT he meant.

Cut it out you guys. Those poor bewildered mooks don’t need your help to look completely deranged.

Thanks for the H/T, Strange~ now, what has the Grisly Mama inscribed on her little paw?

The first word looks like it could be…. “Fox”?!!”

Nah. She’s not that Reaganesque, I hope.

The liberal media is absolutely going insane over what Sarah said with Sean Hannity tonight.

Nobody fears her. No one respects her. No one would give a rat’s ass what she says, if she didn’t step on a rake everytime she opens her mouth.

maybe we should start a “Chuck Norris” style blog of Sarah Palin Facts.

You just go right ahead and do that, Li’l Buckaroo.

And not a word of acknowledgement that Gabby Giffords cast a vote even though she’d taken a bullet from a real gun to her brain a short while ago.

What a bitch.

There’s simply no way a person could both nail the spelling of exasperate and screw up its meaning so badly you can’t even tell WTF the writer THOUGHT he meant.

I beg to differ. I point the finger at spellcheck and mutter darkly, “J’accuse ....”

I beg to differ. I point the finger at spellcheck and mutter darkly, “J’accuse ....”

Or, possibly, the poster is a graduate of the Leo Gorcey School of Interpretive Typing.

There is not sufficient vocabulary to exasperate all that needs to be said with what Sarah Palin has done.

Nonsense.  I put it to you that there is sufficient vocabulary to exasperate all that needs to be said with what Sarah Palin has done, and I’ll punch the man who claims otherwise.

By choosing Governor Palin as his running mate, Senator McCain acknowledged that two men can never know what it is like to be a woman, a mother, a daughter, a sister

Nor can they know what it’s like to be a c-word who piles on the make-up like a trollop.

By choosing Governor Palin as his running mate, Senator McCain acknowledged that two men can never know what it is like to be a woman, a mother, a daughter, a sister

Nor can two men know what it’s like to be three women, a pony, a trampoline and and a deaf dwarf with priapism.

Canon Ball

What, now? I’m imagining something like Fellini’s display of ecclesiastical fashions.