PALIN SOTU POTUS WTF FTW STFU!

Spittle guards, earplugs, padded desks, and gags at the ready ... She’s BAAAAACK. And potty-mouthed. Good to see that Fox felt a foil hat wasn’t enough and went for the full foil jacket this time.

Also. SPUDNUTS! It’s the new WOLVERINES! Dunkin’ yer way to prosperity, America.

More at Media Matters if you can take it without pulverizing your computer or coughing up a tonsil. [Irony Trigger Alert]

h/t Allan

Update: Some fun digging from captain_mike in the Media Matters comments:

What is really funny is she can’t even get her Spudnuts lined up in a row. I knew there had been one in Panama City, Florida that is shuttered now so I did a little—very little—digging and come up with certain proof that Sarah is an idiot.

According to Wikipedia:

“By 1948, over 200 Spudnut Shops had sprung up across the country. Spudnuts were advertised widely, with the slogan “Coast to coast…Alaska to Mexico”. The cartoon character “Mr. Spudnut” frequently appeared in ads, restaurants, and even in parades.

By the 1980s, however, the parent company closed, leaving all the franchisees to fend for themselves. The Spudnuts brand lost significant popularity, but it did not disappear completely; some 35 Spudnut Shops in 9 states exist today.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spudnut_Shops

Yeah, that’s a business model we need to use for our government alright.

Posted by YAFB on 01/27/11 at 12:36 AM • Permalink

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The look on Greta’s face at about :53 in is just priceless. None of this was in the script my husband wrote for you, you stupid git. Shut up about Spudnuts! I can see my dream of becoming WH Press Secretary melting away…

When I first saw “SPUDNUTS!” I honestly thought she’d mispronounced Sputnik.

Honestly she looks and sounds half in the bag to me.  Just that clenching of her jaw and determined focusing of her eyes made me think she’d had a couple or a few before the cameras started rolling.  Either that or she’s really starting to lose her grip.

Nobody puts Baby Grizzly Mama in a corner. Nobody!!

Comment by meepmeep09 on 01/27/11 at 06:20 AM

Jesus God. She’s either infinitely more addled and ignorant of history than I ever suspected or she’s just fucking with us now and has decided to become a political performance artist for fun and profit.

No, no, Betty. UR doing it rong.

The grifter was just playin’ possum. The righty blogs have declared the “WTF” hijacking of the SOTU slogan a knockdown victory. And besides, Obama stole it from Gingrich, so he’s toast. What a glorious day for the RW!

If they can just figure out how to prise the corks off their forks, they’re going to stick ‘em in the POTUS.

Honestly she looks and sounds half in the bag to me.

Whatever drugs Palin was taking to keep her from acting and sounding like a fishmonger’s wife/barfly at a Juneau truck stop have finally worn off.

Next time we see her, she’ll be smoking a cheroot and calling Greta “Bucky.”

Did it even occur to idiot Palin that people might have to explain “wtf” to their kids?  Typical Palin stuff.  She’s all about “family values” and then decides to be edgy and current and ends up making a fool of herself.  How much longer before someone finally tells this self-appointed emperor that she has no clothes?

People have been predicting “peak wingnut” for years, but I think we may finally be reaching a kind of critical mass now. The ascent of the Teabaggers is giving the GOP fits, the unholy trinity of Palin, Bachmann and O’Donnell insist on broadcasting their utter stupidity, and now the Giffords shooting.

The right wing has really painted themselves into a corner, fanning the flames of the know-nothings for political gain. The problem is that now they can’t control the very whackdoodles they’ve been exploting, and the results ain’t pretty.

Good to see that Fox felt a foil hat wasn’t enough and went for the full foil jacket this time.

She’s showing her solidarity with ReaLAMErican starchy tubers you betcha. Millions of commonsense potatoes have been sacrified in a tin foil wrapped Holocaust, also. SPUNDNUTS UNITE!

Sarah’s my age and maybe I act too old but saying “wtf” like a young’un is just ... stupid.

I can’t wait for her to pull that out during a debate.

Perhaps I’m just projecting but Greta’s face says “I’m deeply embarrassed for you.”

At what point is Fox going to cut their losses and stop promoting Palin?  Perhaps they can ask Dr. Frankenstein’s accountant what method he used.

I just lost twenty IQ points by watching this.  She’s not even trying any more, is she?  Spudnuts?  Really?  And, protip, La Palina, if you are going to say WTF, it has to roll off the tongue, not be stuttered out. 

I like Greta’s first line, “Governor Palin, still with us.”

@asiangrrlMN

I lost 10 and I had the volume on mute.

Sarah looked really mad; not sure if she was trying for emphatic but she tried too hard.  And, someone needs to tell Greta to lay off the botox ~ the only things moving on her face were her lips and her eyeballs.

Doesn’t that woman have a gun convention to speak at or something?

Word salad + Spudnuts

I missed the part where Sarah claimed that the cost of the Space Race collapsed the Soviet Union.

Please, God, make her run for President.

I’m now utterly convinced that Sarah is a cutting edge performance artist. Nobody could do that schtick seriously, no matter how ill-informed or mentally deficient. Irony is clearly not dead. In fact, it has reached a new level. Trouble is, the LameStream media just can’t figure it out. When Sarah films her own Super Bowl commercial for 2012, in which she comes out as a transvestite with an MFA from NYU, all will become clear.

@ Bitter Klingon—LOL, that had occurred to me as well (see above). Bachmann also, too. I began to suspect her when she started yammering about the Founding Fathers working tirelessly to end slavery and “not resting” until true equality was achieved. I mean Jeebus in leg-irons, Bachmann used to be a Treasury Department attorney! It’s true that she got her JD from Oral Roberts’ diploma mill, but she can’t be that goddamn stupid.

So I finally watched it.  Where to start?

The sputnik comment went right over her head, didn’t it?  I could hear the whoosh.  How could she think he was talking how great that was for the USSR when he mentioned that?  And they won?  It was the start of the race! 

The mention of Spudnuts at the end when her eyes nearly popped out of her face to rebound back in off her glasses, was like..what the fuck???  That woman needs some Vit B6 to calm her down.  Or a horse tranqulizer.

Greta just sitting there stunned cracked me up.

@Elisabeth, when speaking the young ‘uns I know only say OMG in letters.  WTF is either said in full or just as “What…the…” and then they mouth the F bit.  Oh and then there’s “What…the…ffffaaaar out!” so adults have a shit fit thinking they’re going to swear and then they don’t.

I am now convinced that Caribou Sarah has a footlong in her panties, and that Todd takes it in the hoo-hoo.

Greta looks like she switched her studio chair for the in-studio toilet, and she’s quietly, but purposefully, squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer to the tune of “SPUDNUTS”.

OBAMA TOOK MY SPUDNUTS!

I thought y’uns was fucking with me so that I would be forced to watch. Holy donut holes. that’s one angry bitch. Todd has gone and fucked up. I’d be surprised if we ever see Todd alive again.

@Elisabeth, you’re right.  She does look steamed.  Probably because she can’t understand why her popularity is plummeting so even when she’s still just a good ol’ gal from the woods, shucky-darn. 

And, I hesitate to go there, but what’s the deal with Todd?  Did he get caught with his pants down?

And, I hesitate to go there, but what’s the deal with Todd?  Did he get caught with his pants down?

Well, the word is that Todd has been getting some Razorback up thar in them thar Ozarks.

@asaingrrlMN (almost moved you to MS)  :)

The Enquirer “broke” a story about Todd and another woman, Shailey Tripp (I kid you not on the last name), shtupping each other.  She is a massage therapist **wink, wink** although licensed and a madam although likely unlicensed.  I believe she gets sentenced on the prostitution thing in June.

It’s the Enquirer so who knows, but that Ms. Palin has been quieter than usual does give one pause.

aw hell ~ got the state right but the rest wrong.  Sorry!

@asaingrrlMN (almost moved you to MS)  :)

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