PALIN SOTU POTUS WTF FTW STFU!
Spittle guards, earplugs, padded desks, and gags at the ready ... She’s BAAAAACK. And potty-mouthed. Good to see that Fox felt a foil hat wasn’t enough and went for the full foil jacket this time.
Also. SPUDNUTS! It’s the new WOLVERINES! Dunkin’ yer way to prosperity, America.
More at Media Matters if you can take it without pulverizing your computer or coughing up a tonsil. [Irony Trigger Alert]
Update: Some fun digging from captain_mike in the Media Matters comments:
What is really funny is she can’t even get her Spudnuts lined up in a row. I knew there had been one in Panama City, Florida that is shuttered now so I did a little—very little—digging and come up with certain proof that Sarah is an idiot.
According to Wikipedia:
“By 1948, over 200 Spudnut Shops had sprung up across the country. Spudnuts were advertised widely, with the slogan “Coast to coast…Alaska to Mexico”. The cartoon character “Mr. Spudnut” frequently appeared in ads, restaurants, and even in parades.
By the 1980s, however, the parent company closed, leaving all the franchisees to fend for themselves. The Spudnuts brand lost significant popularity, but it did not disappear completely; some 35 Spudnut Shops in 9 states exist today.”
Yeah, that’s a business model we need to use for our government alright.