Palin’s 15 Minutes Finally Up

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News Flash!

We interrupt your regularly scheduled blogging to report that FauxNews has dropped Klondike Barbie’s contract!  Yes, she has become too whiny, resentful and uninteresting even for Fox viewers!

What will she do now?  Well, according to a source *close to Palin*  “She remains focused on broadening her message of common-sense conservatism across the country and will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.”

*scuse me just a jiff*  *SNORT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  wipes eyes, sighs*

That is all.  You may now return to your regularly scheduled blogging.

ETA:  I’m sure that appearing in public in this tasteful outfit had nothing to do with her loss of relevancy.

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Posted by marindenver on 01/25/13 at 06:40 PM • Permalink

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Cue the remaining C4P-ers shouting “Huzzah!  Now she can run in 2016!”

Does she get to keep the studio?  Surely there’s still a reality show or two left to be squeezed out.  Or does Fox send 2 Men and a Truck to wrap it up and ship it back?

Surely there’s still a reality show or two left to be squeezed out.

Kinda think that grift has run its course for the Palin Klan.

Let me be the first to say, “Sarah Who?”

Now she can keep a better eye on Russia. Thank-you, God!

Will be missed, no matter how much we try to forget her.

John McCain’s shame.

Allow me to be the first one to say that her new advertising motto should be, “What would you dooo-oo-ooo for a Klondike Barrrr—-bie!”

My daughter: “I’d totally disown you if you wore that, Muma”.

It bought a smile to my face but then she agrees with Faux News.  Let this be the last time.

Greta is furiously searching for new ways to fill air time.

That second photo has always been the quintessential Tundra Twit fashion statement, especially the, uh, shoes?  Is that the proper term for those?

“She remains focused on broadening her message of common-sense conservatism across the country and will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.”


Ah, yes, broadening the message and expanding the voice by losing a national platform. 
This was a triumph.  I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!  It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

And now a news flash
Half Gov Palin just announced she is teaming up with Orly Taitz for a 50 state tour named ” Obama the Anti-Christ”

My God she looks like Meth Head Barbie!

Are those shoes she is wearing?

Egad!!

That picture up above makes me think that she is channeling George Reeves or Christopher Reeve.

I think she raided Willow’s and Piper’s closets for that outfit.

One must applaud Sarah Palin’s ability to read the rubes - she knew that she needed to cash in before her star faded, and that she’d miss the gravy train if she waited until the end of her term as Governor of Alaska before cashing in.  So, she resigned and took the cash.

The first rule of the grifter is to read the marks and see how much you can take them for.  The second rule is to know when to fold the con and move on.  For Faux News, I expect that Sarah’s numbers were down… not to worry, she’s just going on hiatus.  We’ll see her again when the 2016 Presidential races get under way.

RepubAnon >> ... not to worry, she’s just going on hiatus.  We’ll see her again when the 2016 Presidential races get under way.

Or, as that hillbilly song goes—“How Can We Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?

She remains focused on broadening her message of common-sense conservatism across the country and will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.”


Grifters gotta grift.

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