Pappa Hensley Had A Concubine, Too

Watertiger reports on dysfunction within the extended Clan McCain:

So the media’s favorite blonde isn’t an only child after all?  Beer Heiress Barbie has a--GASP!--middle class half-sister? A half-sister who was effectively cut out of Daddy Beerbucks’ will, to the sole benefit of Cindy? A half-sister, the existence of whom Cindy McCain has never publicly acknowledged?
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How special is it that Cindy’s daddy treated his first wife with the same courtesies that John McCain treated his.  Apples, acorns, trees.  With a father like that, it’s no wonder that Cindy McCain hooked up with Ol’ Mavericky.  Maybe Freud did have a point.

By the way, this story comes on the heels of the release of court documents on Saturday in which it was revealed that Roberta McCain, John McCain’s media-beatified mother, sued McCain’s first wife—you know, the crippled one who raised his kids--for the return of some relatively innocuous trinkets that she had given to Carol McCain during her marriage to Roberta’s sanctified son. 

The lurid details.

Posted by poputonian on 08/19/08 at 07:20 PM • Permalink

Well, the middle-class half sister may have been left out of the will. But at least she doesn’t have to sleep with McCain. Overall, I’d say she got the better bargain in life.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 08/20/08 at 05:19 AM
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