Parents in D.C. Metro area urged to provide children with mace, large dogs, bazookas
They aren’t just hanging around football games waiting to accost the children. fRightwing perverts are lurking outside of schools (via TPM, h/t lahm31):
Westboro Baptist Church, the fringe-of-the-fringe anti-gay group famous for protesting at military funerals and claiming that God is punishing the country for its tolerance of homosexuality, was spotted this morning protesting outside Sidwell Friends, the school attended by Sasha and Malia Obama [I disagree with TPM’s characterization of the WestBurrow Boobtists. Are they really that much less bug-fucking nuts than the rest of the cretins who dance the Homophobic Hop? That was a rhetorical question. -ed].
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According to their web site, today they plan to hit a few more local schools and the White House, and will be at the Sidwell Friends Lower School tomorrow afternoon.
‘Cos nothing says reaLAMErican(R) Values like shrieking at school kids.
Seriously. If run of the mill TalEvangicals like Ted sHaggard are into snorting meth off male hookers, I don’t like to think of what the WB Boobtists get up to. Maybe large dogs are a bad idea. A bazooka might drive them wild. Also.
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