Paul Ryan in the HAWTseat

When it comes to physical attraction, there’s no accounting for taste. When it comes to eyesight, it’s never too late to bow to the inevitable and take to wearing specs. When it comes to the 2012 election, it’s always 2008.

Today’s contribution to incisive political commentary comes to us from TMZ via Politico’s Patrick Gavin, citing suggestions via teh hormonally charged Google and a bunch of confessions on Twitter:

Overlooked, understandably, in Saturday’s analysis and news that Rep. Paul Ryan will be Mitt Romney’s vice presidential nominee was one mostly — but not entirely — unimportant aspect: Paul Ryan is kind of hot.

Upon hearing the news of Ryan’s nomination, TMZ was quick to declare Ryan “the hottest vice presidential candidate ever.”

The Politico commenters’ reactions range from “BARF” to “Really Politico? This is where you are heading? What, is this Huffington Post now?” to shuffling awkwardly and changing the subject to talk about anything other than Paul Ryan’s hawtness. Which is a shame.

Paul Ryan is so HAWT, he can charm the deer out of the trees.

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As for his way with our feathered friends, what happens on the hunt stays on the hunt.

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But the fickle RW blogs, still high on the weekend Ryanmentum, are asleep at the wheel. Where’s the OUTRAGE??!!

the hottest vice presidential candidate ever???!!!!!

WHAT AN APPALLING SLAP IN THE FACE TO SARAH PALIN!!!!!

Posted by YAFB on 08/13/12 at 09:35 AM • Permalink

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Keep fucking that turkey.

Ooh,caribou slayer Palin ain’t gonna like those pictures! She’s the only VP candidate ever that can hunt!

Also, I guess Ryan is hot if you get turned on by Peter Pan collars and Eddie Munster. Gavin, you said his looks were understandably overlooked. Because they are not important, maybe? And yet. You brought them up.

I’m glad to see we have progressed so far since Palin first assaulted our eardrums, and that the media will actually be helpful and on task this time around. /snark

Ryan looks a little like Ross from Friends, the guy who could never get a date. I guess in Republican circles that’s the closest they can get to hawt.

Well, this is Day Three since the announcement, and I still have to stop and think of this guy’s name. I mean, I know what it is, and I certainly know who he is, but my brain keeps wanting to smoosh it all up with Randishness. It’s like, “Oh, yeah, that guy Paul Rand, or Ryan Paul, or Ron Rand…” Gah. I can never automatically say the name. I look at the skinny white guy with blue eyes and weird hair, and my first thought is, “Well, it’s not Anthony Weiner ‘cause Weiner has brown eyes and a distinctive name”. Damn. Now I just complicated things for my own self, on account of Mr. Weiner has a history of being randy.

WHAT AN APPALLING SLAP IN THE FACE TO SARAH PALIN!!!!!

Nothing could say more plainly that Palin is so Last Election.

Now I just complicated things for my own self, on account of Mr. Weiner has a history of being randy.

And Paul Ryan drove the Weinermobile while in college!

Very interesting to compare the reaction—not just on the internet, but among real voters—to the Ryan and Palin picks. My sense is that this isn’t nearly as big a deal as the Palin pick was.

And WTF is Paul Ryan doing to that dead turkey!?

Keep f*****g that chicken—I mean turkey, Paul.

I recognize the turkey in the last picture—but what on earth is that large bird in front of him?

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