Pee Party

Daily Show correspondent asks Voldemort Rick Scott to pee in a cup to prove that the country’s most despised governor is not squandering Florida taxpayer dollars on drugs:

Just how despised is Bat Boy Rick Scott? Let’s just say he’s about as popular as a shot of urine in a latte: Scott’s approval rating is now at the low end of the Crazification Factor range.

This means that only survey participants who would choose “lead paint flakes” over “corn flakes” as their favorite breakfast cereal are still on the Scott bandwagon. Oh, and tea partiers, of course. Pardon the redundancy.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 12/08/11 at 10:22 AM • Permalink

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Present company (or blogger) excluded but WTF were Floridians thinking when they elected this jerk? (Okay, clearly they were not thinking but a lot of someones elected this douche bag.)

Comment by J. on 12/08/11 at 12:31 PM

Like Scott had anything to worry about.  Cocaine washes out of your system completely in 24-48 hours.

Comment by Hunter Gathers on 12/08/11 at 12:39 PM

I’m sure that Solantic would mysteriously misplace the sample anyway.

Comment by Tom65 on 12/08/11 at 04:28 PM

I would love to see Rick Scott as a guest on the Daily Show. I know Jon Stewart has a reputation for being really polite to conservative guests, but I kinda like to think he’d hit him with a metaphorical tire iron for being such a douche.

Comment by Scott on 12/08/11 at 08:10 PM

Since Voldemort isn’t human, I don’t think I want to know how or what he/it/them excretes.

I have to go gouge my eyes out now.

Comment by knittingbull on 12/08/11 at 11:50 PM
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