SARAH IS UNCONVENTIONAL! HER WAYS ARE INSCRUTABLE! SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO DECLARE UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE THE GENERAL ELECTION!* YOU PEOPLE WHO EXPECT HER DO DO THINGS “YOUR WAY” DON’T UNDERSTAND HER UNCHALLENGED GENIUS FOR RETAIL POLITICS! SHE’S ALREADY WON THE PRIMARY, BECAUSE SHE HAS A BUS! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

(*I didn’t make up any of these, and especially that one.)

Mrs. P, you are soooooo busted!

Some of you just don’t have any faith in Sarah. She’ll still need to create buzz between now and November 2012. That’s why we still need to send her $$$ to SarahPAC. I for one send as much of my retirement savings as I can. Anyone else who cares about this country should do the same.

Sarah isn’t God ...

No, she’s not. But God is her co-pilot and advises her in all things. So don’t be sacrilegious, OK? If I thought she were God and could do anything, would I still be giving her as much of my of my money as I can each month?

I mean, OK, God is the pilot, sheesh people, but Sarah’s still on that plane and she is fucking mvericky!

You’re right. I’m sorry. Don’t mean to sound confrontational. I’m just as passionate and mavericky as someone else we both know!!!
 

P.S. My donations aren’t huge (as I’m on a fixed income). But I do try to get by with less in order to donate to Sarah. So I’m not comparing the size of the donations to the love of country, because I can only afford very little. But I’m giving all I can, even skipping some necessities, in order to give. I just try to encourage others to do the same. That bus needs diesel to run on!

Fucking buses, how do they work?

Barry can just throw in the goddamned towel today. Give it up Oloser, Palin is not only a better person, human (real) American, scholar, intellectual, real down-homey gal and sorceress, she also totally kicks Barry’s ass in FB friends.

I believe it is worth noting that the Facebook SocialCode study analyzed ALL Iowa and NH voters who used Facebook (69%). That includes Democrats and Independents. Think about this: “Among the contenders, Sarah Palin received the highest number of likes with both New Hampshire and Iowa VOTERS”

This is the kind of stuff that’s keeping the white house awake at night.

It’s so fucking over.

@HumboldtBlue

Jesus (yeah, ironic) that’s depressing. Gawd-fearin’, mavericky, Social Security-drawin’ (but under protest) retirees are sendin’ the Griftress their mattress money, and not even being promised a cool rapture.

When I can stop laughing at Sarah(tm) and her antics long enough, I get enraged. I prefer laughing.

The Facebook SocialCode study ... yeah, that’s a thing.

This is no time for levity. The movie is set to begin in 40 minutes, and there is no doubt in my mind it will have an impact GREATER THAN THE ASSASSINATION OF ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND IN 1914.

ONCE PEOPLE SEE THIS MOVIE, THEY WILL BE FOREVER UNABLE TO “UNSEE” IT.

So, no giant inflatable cocks?

So, no giant inflatable cocks?

Well, sure. Just after the barbeque.

The whole world must be there!

Damn Right! I keep forgetting that 1/4 - 1/2 of the entire world’s population is camera crew.

This is definitely shaping up to be about +5 on the Puma Convention Scale.

@O4Palin

Organize4Palin O4P member Del Parker estimating crowd of 600 outside theater right now to welcome Gov. Palin. #pella #undefeated

@RealClearScott
Scott Conroy

Uh, not quite RT @O4Palin: O4P member Del Parker estimating crowd of 600 outside theater right now to welcome Gov. Palin. #pella #undefeated

It’s very hard for me to wrap my head around how few people actually give a rat’s ass about this movie premiere.

Those C4P people sold me a pig in a poke.

The unintelligible in hot pursuit of the unelectable: 

when Sarah looks into your cornea with those big brown eyes, you must feel like your the only person in the whole wide world.

Then you wake up a few minutes later and realize your wallet’s gone and your pants are in the microwave.

when Sarah looks into your cornea with those big brown eyes, you must feel like your the only person in the whole wide world.

Cr-fucking-reeeeepy.

@RealClearScott 
Scott Conroy

Palin on whether she’s closer to announcing her decision: “No, not so much.”

Ouch!

You may laugh. What the hell has Obama ever done for the thirsty chihuahua demographic?

@RealClearScott
Scott Conroy

Palin: film is “great illustration of what it is that you can accomplish as a team, a bipartisan approach…”

DOUBLE ouch!

You may laugh. Sarah healed my detached retina!

Folks outside the Opera House.

600 strong in Palinmath!

Will one of you whippersnappers translate the Twit Strange posted?

Um, the RealClearScott one.

Packed like sardines. The whole world must be there!

At least they obeyed the directive to leave their Hoverounds at home.  Unless the scooter-bound folks got run over and crushed by the frenzied mob.

RT @IowaGOPer: From my seat in the Opera House this place is packed with the who’s who of IA Repub g-roots activists #iacaucus

This is when Code Pink nails the doors and windows shut and starts feeding bushels of glitter through the aircon.

This is when Code Pink nails the doors and windows shut and starts feeding bushels of glitter herds of enraged honey badgers* through the aircon.

*h/t the commenter who came up with the weaponized honey badger idea.

No, sorry, that was June 3rd. Never mind me. Coffee. Need more coffee. This much excitement, and I may just keel over at the keyboard.

These motherfuckers don’t even know what time it is.

it is just past 5 pm, the movie has started!!!!
 
ripcurl2121 Today 05:04 PM in reply to Kalena
its 5 pm eastern right now
 
FLREPUB Today 05:04 PM in reply to Kalena
No, I think it’s 5:00 central time.
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jhva99 Today 05:16 PM in reply to FLREPUB
I live in the Central Time Zone and it is 16:15 right now
 
SonOfOriginalTed Today 05:04 PM in reply to Kalena
Iowa is Central Daylight Time, 4:00 PM there
 
Caneman Today 05:04 PM in reply to Kalena
not for another hour, starts at 5 cst
 
TENCOLE Today 05:05 PM in reply to Kalena
^^^nope it’s 4:05 right now..CST
 
TexasRayGunner Today 05:06 PM in reply to Kalena
:)

Like a fruit cup ...

You cannot believe how truly inspirational Sarah is to the young women and girls who see her at rallies.  She is like the big sister of half the women of America.  You see it in their faces and eyes.  It is the look not of a Paulbot glassy-eyed look but the look of a family member cheering on their sis at a sporting event.

It is so….wholesome

Panera? For feckin’ real? First she goes to NYC and eats pizza (with a goddamned fork!) with Imperial Wizard Trump, and now she can’t find an honest-to-god mom ‘n pop in feckin’ Iowa? I swear, if she ever makes it to Italy, she’ll look for a goddamned Olive Garden.

Damn, that’s a busy fucking two months, I wonder if she can arrange a blowjob for me.

I’m almost ashamed to admit I will revel in the ocean of tears that will be shed when the Palinites realize Sarah ain’t running.

I’m almost ashamed to admit I will revel in the ocean of tears that will be shed when the Palinites realize Sarah ain’t running.

They will leap to her defense, and then bitch about the cruelty of a world where Sarah dare not run. Then they’ll vote for Romney.

Strange, would you please fix that fuckup in my wannabe blockquote, Elisabeth was going all GGW while I was putting mustard on my hot dog and I clicked the wrong button.

Thanks.

Oh and Plain is wearing denim AND jeans, it’s a very wholesome look I am told.

Strange, would you please fix that fuckup

Done.

Tanks.

Some of you just don’t have any faith in Sarah. She’ll still need to create buzz between now and November 2012. That’s why we still need to send her $$$ to SarahPAC. I for one send as much of my retirement savings as I can. Anyone else who cares about this country should do the same.

Sarah isn’t God ...

No, she’s not. But God is her co-pilot and advises her in all things. So don’t be sacrilegious, OK? If I thought she were God and could do anything, would I still be giving her as much of my of my money as I can each month?

I mean, OK, God is the pilot, sheesh people, but Sarah’s still on that plane and she is fucking mvericky!

You’re right. I’m sorry. Don’t mean to sound confrontational. I’m just as passionate and mavericky as someone else we both know!!!
 

P.S. My donations aren’t huge (as I’m on a fixed income). But I do try to get by with less in order to donate to Sarah. So I’m not comparing the size of the donations to the love of country, because I can only afford very little. But I’m giving all I can, even skipping some necessities, in order to give. I just try to encourage others to do the same. That bus needs diesel to run on!

Please tell me that this is an Obot fucking with them over there, because if it is not then it is one of the saddest things I have seen for a long time.  This poor person is probably eating catfood so that St. Sarah can live the high life.  Jeebus on a camel which will not fit through the eye of a needle.

Please tell me that this is an Obot fucking with them over there

40% of them, I’m guessing, are socks.

Thank you Strange, I hope that is the case.  Because the alternative is just unimaginable.

Hey Humboldtblue, for you:

You can always ask Strange for a quick touch-up. But for future reference, when you want to link, copy the url, click on the <a> button, past link and click enter. It’s magic and I prolly shouldn’t have told you, but fuck it, they can’t catch me.

Clif Lee, no-hitter through 5 against the Bo Sawx.

Thank you, kind sir.  The Yankees chased Grienke in the 2nd.

Palin said after the movie ended: “Man, we’re gonna go down fighting!”

She really, really hates giving head to the First Dude, huh?

Strange, you crashed Politicons site. It’s dead. Done. Kaput. I am going for beer, anyone want one while I am up?

OK, well that was that. Total fart in a bathtub. Crikey.

“Man, we’re gonna go down fighting!”

—Sarah Palin, protagonist of The Reluctantly Defeated.

I can’t believe I live on the same planet with these people.

This was one of the funniest threads I have read anywhere in a long time.  I laughed until I cried.  Thank you so much.

Earlier today, someone said that ALL GAYS hate Sarah Palin on Race42012. LOL. Hello! Tammy Bruce, Hillbuzz, several regulars on this site.

I’m not sure, but I think this was a romney supporter. I’m not aware of a black or gay Romney supporter, but I could be wrong.

40% of them, I’m guessing, are socks.

You a lie. If they aint 80-or-more, we’re fucked.

This was one of the funniest threads I have read anywhere in a long time.  I laughed until I cried.  Thank you so much.

What Will said.  I’m not clear who (if anyone) is actually on the scene—it seems too good to be true that anyone here is—but nvmd.  A total scream.  I’m just glad I lived long enough to know what the phrase “weaponized honey badgers” means.