Pervo Rahm Stalks Naked Pols in Shower Stalls of Congress

Well, that’s (reluctantly) outgoing New York Rep. Eric Massa’s story, anyway…as recounted Sunday on his weekly Elmira, NY radio show.

Massa described his unnerving skyclad encounter with the President’s Satanic Chief of Staff in the course of a spectacular rant against the Democratic Healthcare Reform Bill and what he claims have been thuggish White House tactics to pressure him into retiring prior to the upcoming House vote on the Senate HRC package, which Massa opposes.

TPM has more here. Everyone’s covering it. Drudge is all over it. Rush is foaming into the microphone. Glenn Beck is making frantic efforts to book Massa for his 5PM show on FoxNews. As for me, I just had to get that headline and image up on the blog and out of my head.

UPDATE: Glenn Beck reels him in.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 03/08/10 at 12:04 PM • Permalink

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I think my favorite thing at Cole’s joint these days is the tag “Show Me on the Doll Where Rahm Touched You.”

Comment by Oblomova on 03/08/10 at 01:11 PM

Nobody has been touched harder by Rahm than the firepups. In comments here they are convinced that the real reason Massa was forced to resign is so that Rahm can nuke Iran. One lonely troll is raising the WTF flag but don’t worry, they’re dealing with him.

Comment by Lawnguylander on 03/08/10 at 01:39 PM

so he hugged the guy and made a sexual innuendo while they were all drunk and horny from wedding talk? what’s the big deal? why resign over this

I’ve an idea! What if we attributed that behavior to someone FDL doesn’t like. Hmm. Say, Rahm Emmanuel?

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 03/08/10 at 03:00 PM

Hey, he’s clearly trying to rahm health care reform (or “health ~~care~~ insurance reform,” or whatever we’re supposed to call it) down our throats. Wow, these firebaggers are awesome:

Who in their right mind would go to the lengths that Rahm and Obama are going to pass an unpopular Health Care Scam Bill? Who?

Real Democrats and more are starting to wake up should be in a complete uproar over the actions of this current White House.

We must not forget during the Gulf War Rahm re-elisted in the Israel army not the USA arm forces, and who wants to attack IRAN more than any country on the planet earth Israel.

Who knew that health care was a huge Israeli conspiracy, or that “IRAN” was an acronym for “Irate Reactionaries Against Nationalhealthcare?”