Petition the Supreme Court about Obama’s citizenship for only $9.95!!!

If you order by midnight tonight WorldNetDaily founder Joseph Farah will come to your home and personally clean out your drool bucket with his mustache! Act now!!!

Posted by Kevin K. on 12/02/08 at 04:44 PM • Permalink

If he throws in a Pocket Fisherman, I’m there.

Kevin, I think that link has an extra “s” at the beginning.  I got there by copying it then deleting the “s”.  Then I laid down on the ground and howled with laughter. 

Of course the PUMAs are all over it:

prowlland 12.02.08 at 3:06 pm

gypsy rebel :
The justices do not accept faxes. They do not accept e-mails from the public. With the clock running out, there is only one way to reach them – through overnight delivery of your letters. WND has set up a system and secured discount pricing from FedEx to send the following letter over your name and address:

But some not having much luck:

prowlland 12.02.08 at 3:20 pm

i gave up when it said something about using a debit…. i got pissed and deleted the webpage !!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, the “s” on “https” just means the page resides on a secure server.  Safe for credit card info transfer, etc.  Still worked for me, but I changed it to just http.

And, yeah, where do you think I found the info? Darragh’s Flying Monkeys are a great source for TEH STOOPID.

Someone should tell prowlland that she messed up and deleted the entire internets!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone should tell prowlland that she messed up and deleted the entire internets!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fvck is internets?

What talking about TEH STOOPID:

taggles1 12.02.08 at 9:45 am

How bout we start a religion where castration is the only way for a man to be clean. He must have it chopped off if he wants to be accepted in society as a clean god fearing man. Or good for anything!

Chopped off with a blunt handmade tool and hope he survives.

Whoa, where’d taggles come from!  I’ve never seen her (I assume it’s a “her") post before.  What a lot of hate bundled into one small comment!

Whoa, where’d taggles come from!

That’s the woman who cohosts the No We Won’t BlogTalkRadio show (aka The Most Boring Conference Call in the World).

Yeah, PUMA Pac is a full-on man-and-Islam-hater club now. It’s like Daniel Pipes meets Lorena Bobbit. Or something like that.

"Clean god fearing man,” eh?  Is that a well-scrubbed deity afraid of men, or a man who fears sanitary gods?  And I could almost admire their awesome photoshop skillz if they hadn’t stolen the pig-on-a-windows-desktop from someone else…

Can we start a petition to have big hairy men beat the shit out of anyone who works for WND?  All donations goto the weapons fund.

I’m not sure if I can stand four years of TEH STOOO000PID they have in store for Obama.