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I love this. Not because I think the president and his team are Super Friends—I just love the thought of how galling this Obama Administration competence is to the Bush dead-enders who spent eight years cheering for Chimpy McHalliburton and crew as they stepped on their own dicks at every turn and only managed to shoot an old lawyer in the face rather than Osama bin Laden. I’m petty that way.

[H/T: JasonM for a link to a link]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 05/09/11 at 03:27 PM • Permalink

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Last week everybody was so excited about the titanium teeth implanted in the spec ops dogs, and not one good line about adamantium claws. Glad to see we’re moving in the right direction?

And adamantium claws? Don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do? Snick snick!

DC and Marvel? Team of Rivals, indeed.

Gil, try DC,Marvel and Image.

Love that superhero pic.  Is Audrey Tomason Catwoman?

Hillary was never in that room.

I understand they got the info about where bin Laden was using Hillary’s golden lasso.

Gil, try DC,Marvel and Image.

Somehow I just can’t feel properly pwned for not knowing that.

So this one time I was out with my dogs Pete and Parker (Pete came with the name) and their playmate Logan, and a cute girl made fun of me for naming my dogs after “Spider-Man vs. Wolverine,” a crossover I was previously unaware of.

Relaying the anecdote later resulted in the obvious (to anyone but me) question—so did you get her number?—and that’s when I realized that I am utterly un-flirt-withable.

Captcha: “feeling58.” And fucking how.

Sorry Gil, wasn’t trying to call you out.

Nothing wrong with not recognizing Spawn.  I quit paying attention to comics right around the time Image came into existence.

Oh, dude, I know. I just like to publicize the fact that I’m not into comics because they’re the only geeky timewaster I’m not up to my eyes in.

And I totally recognized Spawn, I just figured he was in one of the majors.

So are the PUMAs going to “prowl” Der Tzitung for “erasing” Hillary from the picture? Talk about giving her the finger! (Truthfully, that is pretty damned outrageous and disgusting. Keep it classy, misogynist religious extremists of every ilk!)

Is the zombie looking guy in back The Spleen?

As everyone knows, of course, Spawn and Batman appeared together in Frank Miller’s one-shot 1994 crossover story, which was jointly published by DC and Image. Although that story is not considered to be part of the canonical continuity of either character, it’s not really stretching to say that Spawn has been coexistent with the “DC Universe” on at least one occasion, under circumstances that were not created either as a side-effect of the operation of The Flash’s “Cosmic Treadmill” or as a consequence of interdimensional meddling by DC’s reality-bending Anti-Monitor character.

It’s also possible that this image represents some “elastic” variant of the Amalgam Universe, which was created by The Spectre and The Living Tribunal in order to resolve the space-time paradox implicit in the 1996 Marvel vs. DC Comics series that pitted marquee characters from each publishing house against one another. Naturally, such a construct was inherently unstable, and could only be sustained temporarily, although certainly long enough for the Photoshop scene above to have occurred and been recorded.

As a courtesy, I’ll belay any speculation involving the Cosmic Cube, Reed Richard’s Negative Zone or a prankish intervention by the Bahdnisian Thunderbolt, since that sort of thinking is lazier than a Red Kryptonite plotline.

Why are you all looking at me like that?

Twinky P, I looked at the larger size photo linked at the bottom of the post, and I think that’s actually supposed to be the Heath Ledger Joker…

Strange, I’m looking like you like that for saying Batman and the Flash were owned by Marvel. Bad nerd! BAAAD!

Errr, Batman and the Anti-Monitor. NEVER MIND.

Thanks, Scott, though it doesn’t make sense since he’s a baddie, even though his performance was the only good part of the Dark Knight movie.

*ducks*

Sorry. The Anti-Monitor was a DC character.

Obviously, I had him confused with The Beyonder.

Come on, I’m doing this from memory.

I’m fixing my comment retroactively, so I can plausibly deny ever being wrong.

Strange, you’re HIRED for DC!

Actual story from my sordid past:

ME TO JIM SHOOTER: So who’s smarter—Reed Richards or Doctor Doom?

JIM SHOOTER: Reed Richards, ‘cause he got the Invisible Girl to marry him.

RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME: How can he tell?

Chimpy McHalliburton? Genius!

Twink, you just ducked the air-kiss I blew. Turgid friggin’ mess. And “Begins” is also hella overrated since we’re on the subject.

Come to think of it, the only Batman movie I like is “Mask of the Phantasm.” Well, that and the one with Adam West fighting a rubber shark.

Best review of Dark Knight I ever read ragged on Christian Bale for Batman’s “constipation voice.”

that is indeed awesome.

I didn’t know wonder woman liked Nutty Buddies. she’s cooler than I thought.

Is pale-blue face guy Nightcrawler?  Wait, he’s supposed to be the Joker?  Yeah, no.  I’m going with Nightcrawler in a paler shade of blue.  And, I see Hillary as more the Hawkgirl type, myself.

P.S.  Oh thank god I am not the only one who didn’t care for the Christian Bale Batman movies.  I was expecting so much more.

What the fuck you motherfuckers on about?

Wasn’t Hillary gettin’ sandwiches?

‘Cause I gotta tell ya, TBogg never makes fun of Chelsea Clinton and he always makes fun of Titshimmy. Same thing, duh!

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