Plastic (Black) Jeebus

I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car

--American folk song

When progressives (and I count myself among them) grow weary of the halting, incremental pace of change under the Obama Administration, hard choices have to be made:

1.  We can curl up into a whimpering ball.

2. We can form alliances with wingnut assholes and engage in symbolic, counterproductive fist-shaking.

3. We can shake our heads at the rampant ignorance and stupidity that make anything but half measures nearly impossible and do our part to move things along.

I favor number 3 myself, with a side order of ineffectual bitching. But I admit it’s not all that emotional satisfying.

That’s why Plastic Black Jeebus comes in handy when incrementalism simply isn’t enough. See him take on arch-villains below the fold!

Dealing with the financial crisis:

Beating swords into plowshares:

Taking on anti-gay bigots:

Putting loud-mouthed wingnut jackasses in their place:

Taking on teabaggers:

Instantly resolving the health care crisis:

Repudiating torture and BushCo-era torturers:

I don’t know about you, but I feel better already! I’ve never really understood why wingnuts like to watch Red Dawn over and over. I sorta get it now.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/14/10 at 10:37 AM • Permalink

I recommend outraged progressives, self-righteous Edwards supporters and PUMAs invest in this model instead.

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