Poland Completes Assembly of Giant Robot Jesus
Last week, work crews from Japan’s FANUC Robotics group successfully installed the gold-crowned Pilot Command Module for Poland’s first conflict-capable giant mechanical Savior, formally designated Combattler Yeshua Raydeen V. The 480-ton, nuclear powered Lamb of God—called simply “MechaChrist” by the locals—towers 167 feet above the sleepy but ferociously Catholic town of Swiebodzin.
Polish Defense officials greenlighted development of the flying, holy weapons platform as a counterweight to Russia’s rumored Golion Stalin and “Big Putin” Megadeus programs. FANUC, a major global supplier of industrial automation, was previously the lead designer on Poland’s disappointing Mazinger Ratzinger “transformer” robot, a colossal metal Pope that refused to convert into anything useful.
Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 11/15/10 at 03:44 PM • Permalink
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