“Precious” Palin Uncovers Journolist Plot to Not Run with Trig Conspiracy Story

It’s official: There is simply no depth to which Sarah Palin will not sink in order to cast herself as a helpless victim of Pure Evil—even if that means utterly misrepresenting the Truth and hoping none of her End-Times Patriot Nihilist cult-members will take two seconds to check her shoddy homework. 

It’s tough to fittingly describe these numerous members of the mainstream media who actively engaged in the debate about this conspiracy back when I was first introduced as John McCain’s running mate,

Try “thoughtful” and, in the end, “decent journalistic professionals” who found the allegations both unsubstantiated and ethically repugnant, you bullying, gutless, shit-brained. self-righteous tit.

and it’s impossible to legitimize any “prominent” media publication that continues to traffic in this bizarre narrative today.

...as if any “media publications,” prominent or otherwise, were actually engaged in perpetuating that story, you self-pitying, worthless caricature of a cartoon human.

Consider this a prosthetic extension of Betty’s post, below. Leave your comments downstairs, and give Betty some love for busting Snooki’s tiny, hairless balls for Crying Wolf yet again at a time when the world desperately needs serious public figures, rather than showboating tabloid celebrities who don’t give a flying fuck about America, as long as the checks keep cashing.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/26/10 at 07:13 PM • Permalink

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