Predicting The Next PUMA Freakout Before It Happens!

Legendary music producer and accused murderer Phil Spector (oh, just look at him, he did it!) wore an Obama button to court yesterday!

Therefore, if we use PUMA logic, Barack Obama supports murderers!!! Murderers!!!!!! Murdererrrrrrrrssssssssssssssss!!!

And he helped break up the Beatles when he was just nine years old!

The PUMAs warned us, didn’t they?

Posted by Noah on 12/03/08 at 03:00 PM • Permalink

I’m trying to figure out who looks more freaky—Spector or Michael Jackson. I’m going with Spector since is bizarre countenance apparently wasn’t entirely sculpted by a scalpel. What the farg is up with that ‘do? My god.

I suspect that the next PUMA freakout will be along the lines of We Were Right.  The 0bots Were Wrong. The logic seems to be that because two of the bloggers at the non-crazy site OpenLeft have said that they are disappointed with the lack of progressive cabinet members (I was pushing for Sec of Defense Michael Moore, myself) they have won a moral victory over PB 1.0.

(For the uninitiated, PB 2.0 is to be the new blogosphere run entirely by PUMAs and Cap’n Lambert)

While it may be enough to let them take whatever imaginary victory they have to the bank, and attempt to cash the check, it’s more entertaining to watch them foam at the mouth.

For instance, this today from MadamaB:

As of today, we can add one more Clintonite to the column - Bill Richardson as Commerce Secretary. Expect more impotent howling from Blogosphere 1.0.)

Let me spell it out for you, Obamans: Obama. Was. Lying.

Did they miss the part where Richardson endorsed Obama in the primaries?  I thought it was in all the papers.

For any permutation of:

Obama selects <x> for post <y>

The Pumas will have an unhinged whack-a-doodle “nyah nayh” comment.

They’re at about the same intellectual level as people who claim the moon landings were a hoax.

I’m trying to figure out who looks more freaky—Spector or Michael Jackson.

It’s a tough choice but since Spector actually killed someone, in addition to everyone he’s just molested, I think that does add an even creepier tinge to his freakiness.

This was funny until I realized you’re probably right. I give it three days until they’re saying Obama did the deed himself and ... OMG HE’S BRAINWASHED A WHITE MAN INTO TAKING THE RAP! AND, AND, AND IT WAS A TRIAL RUN FOR HILLAREEEEE!!

How is it that the PUMAs are as fucking stupid as the fReichtards, but only half as funny?

No, Darragh’s going after Obama’s campaign donations now.  Hard to say why she did this, considering she STILL has not filed for the PUMA PAC with the FEC.  I’m sure she’ll be hearing more from them.

I’m sure she’ll be hearing more from them.

She still hasn’t filed?  That’s funny.  Gee, maybe because she doesn’t want to admit that she’s probably living off of the donations?

I’m going with Spector since is bizarre countenance apparently wasn’t entirely sculpted by a scalpel.

Car windshields and Spector’s passage through one in 1974 didn’t do much to help.

That, and I’m pretty sure his parents where first or second cousins.

Ahem. . . “were first or second cousins”. *looks at the ground*

Gee, maybe because she doesn’t want to admit that she’s probably living off of the donations?

Please tell me this isn’t the same woman who claims to have a year’s supply of food.

Or you can just check out http://www.DailyPUMA.com

That’s right dumb ass, their ALL MY BLOGS.  (not really, but that is an inside job for the knob that runs this place).

Job should have been joke, but then Job does rhyme with Knob, and that fits Kevin.

Brilliant work commenting on a twelve-day old thread no one’s reading anymore, you fucking moron.

Hey, and thanks for dropping the DailyDIPSHIT.com link. I guess you and Not Your Sweetie are in some exhaustive competition to see who will win the Most Relentless Self-Promoting PUMA Comment Spammer award. I’m sure your hit counter is telling you that you’re losing big time.

Are you really that dense?  You made some idiotic accusations about me a few months ago, and they still come up on google.

But 12 days laters, how dare someone do that to you.

Are you really that dense?  You made some idiotic accusations about me a few months ago, and they still come up on google.

Look on the bright side, I tried Googling “sad sacks haunted by the Obama” and your name didn’t come up at all.