Prejean Lands Book Deal. Now Must Learn to Write.

In case anyone’s memory needs refreshing, Carrie Prejean competed in the recent Miss U.S.A. contest as Miss California. In the finals she was asked by judge Perez Hilton whether other states should follow Vermont and legalize same sex marriage. Her now famous answer:

Well, I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anyone out there, but that’s how I was raised, and that’s how I think it should be between a man and a woman.

Prejean lost Miss U.S.A. but gained a huge wingnut following, to the point that she started blowing off her duties as Miss California (contracts are such pesky little things) and ultimately got fired by The Donald. Which just tells you she must really be a piece of work because he had no issues keeping on underage party girl Tara Conner as Miss U.S.A. a couple of years ago!

According to Prejean and her supporters, though, it was all about medialiaberalbias and shutting her up! Which she’s not going to and she’s gonna write a book instead and tell everyone!

So now Ms. Prejean really can tell her tale of woe to wingnuts everywhere (cause who else is gonna buy this thing) courtesy of wingy publishing house Regnery Publishing. Don’t forget to reserve your copy on Amazon, y’all!

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Affection-starved fReichtards are stocking up on lotion and tissues ahead of time.

You can bet the farm Degenery plans to rush a book out ahead of Palin’s. If the Baby Jesus is in a really, really, really good mood we’ll be treated to The Clash of the Beauty Queens.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 07/21/09 at 10:04 PM

Right-wing beauty queens are certainly losing their work ethic, aren’t they?

First Miss Wasilla finds the responsibilities of governorship too onerous, then Miss California finds the resonsibilities of being a beauty queen too onerous.

How long before they sue because runway-walking is too much trouble?

Though if I were a juror, I might sympathize with that last one.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 07/21/09 at 10:15 PM

We Californians already shelled out for her fake boobs, so paying a ghost writer is no biggie.

Comment by sean on 07/21/09 at 11:25 PM

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ll gladly give $18 to Swiftboat Press to find out what this powerhouse of conservative political philosophy thinks about Leo Strauss’ assertion that “noble lies” are necessary to the preservation of the shared social narrative.

Also, any light she can shed on the origins and composition of the Oort Cloud are eagerly awaited.

I’ll bet her interior monologue is hotter than a six-dollar pistol.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 07/21/09 at 11:30 PM

Her gay parents must be so embarrassed. “What did we do wrong?” her mother sobs. “I groomed her from birth to be a strap-on leather top.” Her father takes credit for training her to fancy-pageant-walk in six-inch heels. “How could I know she would use her fierce drag diva gifts against us like this?”

Comment by Allan on 07/22/09 at 02:02 AM

$50 says the editor who reads her first draft ends up looking like he watched the tape from The Ring.

Comment by OneMadClown on 07/22/09 at 07:06 AM

Prejean Lands Book Deal. Now Must Learn to <strike>Write</strike> Read.

Fixed!