Prepare to Be Boarded: Allegations of Swash-Unbuckling Surface in Massa Inquiry

Several of Rep. Eric Massa’s former Navy crew members go public with tales of Unwelcome Scrutiny on the High Seas. Joshua Green breaks the story at The Atlantic.  [H/T TPM]

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 03/10/10 at 04:14 PM • Permalink

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Clarke says that Massa’s roommate, Tom Maxfield, was also assaulted. “Tom lived on upper bunk,” Clarke say. “When you’re on ship, you’re almost exhausted 24-7. So a lot of times you sleep with your uniform on. Tom and Massa shared a stateroom together. Massa climbed up on the top of his bunk, which is hard to do—you never crawl up on somebody else’s bunk. He wakes up to Massa undoing his pants trying to snorkel him.”

I think “snorkel” will be the word which will be hung around Massa’s neck until infinity.

At least it will be if I have anything to say about it…

Heh, “snorkel.”

That’s exactly the term we used in the Navy.

“She sure could snorkel.”

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