President Obama: Are You Going to Take This Shit Off a Fucking Journalism Major?

Governor Moosemunch weighs in on the treatment of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, via remote uplink from her Fortress of Solipsism deep in the mountains of Tora Bora:

President Obama was right to change his policy and decide to send no more detainees to Yemen where they can be free to rejoin their war on America. Now he must back off his reckless plan to close Guantanamo, begin treating terrorists as wartime enemies not suspects alleged to have committed crimes, and recognize that the real nature of the terrorist threat requires a commander-in-chief, not a constitutional law professor.

Somebody please remind Sarah that she’s an unemployed professional wannabee with a fake book and the moral authority of an Amway distributor. Thanks in advance!

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 01/05/10 at 05:01 PM • Permalink

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begin treating terrorists as wartime enemies not suspects alleged to have committed crimes

Daft twaffle can’t get her talking points straight. The GOP Stained Undies Manual dictates they can’t be treated like enemy soldiers either.

You’d think a parent with a kid serving in a tour of duty would be up on this sort of thing.

On the other hand, it’s nice to see Ilsa (She-Wolf of the GOP) supporting the Geneva Conventions.

she’s an unemployed professional wannabee with a fake book

No, no, no…she’s a professional “motivational” speaker:
http://www.getmotivated.com/city.aspx?a=5149

Notice how she is under the category Achievement and will give a session on “How to Overcome Obstacles with Creative Solutions”

I know there’s a joke in there somewhere.

I think we should definitely start by waterboarding anyone with domestic ties to anti-American organizations. Like this pro-secession harpie, for example.

Comment by Oblomova on 01/05/10 at 05:38 PM

“How to Overcome Obstacles with Creative Solutions the Help of a Desperate, Pandering Presidential Candidate Who’s 30 Points Down with Women and Crazies”

That’s better.

It’s no skin off my ass since I was a goddamned English major, but I believe Moosemunch was a communications major with an “emphasis” in journalism, which probably means she couldn’t get into a reputable J-school. Or that all the Asians scared her off.

Reputable J-school? The Great Miscommunicator would have a hard time getting into Eureka College without the intercession of a witch doctor.

Luckily, though…..

(pls. forgive lack of funniness—I can’t be funny on my lunch hour and still use chopsticks, somehow. Regards from my fellow Acornites at the Census. We SEE you!!!!)

No offense intended to English majors, actual journalists or Humanities grads in general, since I’m also in that group.

...just the ones who don’t see the irony in trying to dick-slap the guy whose job you covet by pointing out how much better educated he is than you.

Ha, I graduated from Columbia College Chicago back when they let you weave your own major (which they no longer do), so I’m not about to shit on someone for their academic background.

Just for all the idiocy, hatefulness, and shit-brained incompetence they’ve demonstrated since. If being the governor of freaking ALASKA is too hard, how does anyone think this woman is ready for a real job?

Correct me if I am wrong but wasn’t the policy of sending Gitmo detainees home to undergo art classes and such done in 2007, like when one GWB was POTUS?  How is that now Obama’s policy?  Never mind, it is Bible Spice speaking, I was expecting truth for some reason.

Pretty soon we will be hearing about how awful it was that Obama allowed 9/11 to happen.

Yeah, why would we want a president who knows his way around the constitution? It’s not like the job has anything to do with preserving, protecting or defending said document, eh?

Moosemunch: “Reports indicate that Abdulmutallab stated there were many more like him in Yemen but that he stopped talking once he was read his Miranda rights.”

Have y’all seen any reports to this effect? I haven’t.

@Betty—Yeah, but they were unsourced and mostly linked on Freerepublic.

I’m sure he also said he knew where al-Qaeda was going to strike next and how the suitcase nukes were being smuggled in from Canada, but he clammed-up as soon as he found out we don’t waterboard anymore.

Well, no matter wut Obumbo sez, we still water-board jest bekuz itz fun for us geiz in the spook biz. N it gitz rezulz. evin if theyr falz. Theez azholz are gonna blow off the boyz in theyr pantz. Yowzir. No more terror when they be gone. Pure attrition.

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