President Obama Wants to Cut Off Your Penis

At least according to Rushbo.

Mr. Limbaugh jumps to oxy-tinged conclusions only the way he can in response to new Jay-Z song lyrics that mention him and Bill O’Reilly by name:

Please tell Bill O’Reilly to fall back. Tell Rush Limbaugh to get off my balls. It’s 2010, not 1864. We come so far…How’s that for a mix? Got a black president, got green presidents.

In response, the LimpOne said on his show, “I would remind the rapper Jay-Z—Mr. Z, it is President Obama who wants mandated circumcision…If we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama. I did not know I was on anybody’s balls either! I’m happy to know that they think I am, though”.

Now, I’m assuming he’s referring to the Centers for Disease Control’s recommendation that all US males be circumsized to cut (heh) down on the AIDS transmission rates in this country.  As we all know that President (Messiah) Obama controls all suggestions, recommendations, memos and errata that comes from every agency in the government, hang on to your packages, boys!

Audio here from Air America’s Montel Williams.

Posted by gimmeabreak on 08/31/09 at 11:21 AM • Permalink

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Somebody should remind Rush that in order to have one’s balls removed, one must first have balls. He’s safe. (And I love the photo accompanying this post, btw.)

Dear Lord, please let Rush found and lead Protect Our Penises. He can team up with the teabaggers and NOM and I can die laughing.

The fact that Flush thinks circumcision would deprive him of his manhood tells you a lot about his tender bits. A photo of a baby carrot between two peas would have been more appropriate.

Now, who wants to lay odds on WHEN he’ll claim that after ScaryDarkObama has personally lopped off all the pale penii, he’ll have sex with all the white women.

please let Rush found and lead Protect Our Penises. He can team up with the teabaggers and NOM

Think of the Somerby!!!

No, no, not Little Rushbo!

Now what will Rush do with his suitcase of Viagra?

More important, what will the Dominican Republic’s economy do?

I don’t know if any of y’all have encountered parenting debates on the webs. I have, and lemme tell you, the circumcision debates were among the most rancorous clashes I’ve ever seen. It was moot for me since I have no boys, but it was fascinating to watch.

For sheer volume and vituperation, a “circumcision, pro or con?” throw-down makes a PUMA-on-PUMA, nicotine-free, cupcake-fueled, tequila-lubricated “go fuck yerself” fest look like a quilting bee tussle over white vs. ivory stitching.

If this CDC rec leaks out to the anti-circumcision moms, god help that organization.


Never had any boys either, but a friend of mine told me about the awful debate she saw online when pregnant with her boy.  She was feeling guilty either way because each side was so sure the others were going to hell.

They went with the kid matching his father route, but she’ll still bring that up occasionally.  I think she was scarred by it.

So I’d assume that I’ll need to keep an eye on the “We the People”, “Don’t Tread on Me” birfer types who would Christianly circumcise anyway to start harping on that soon.

A black president made Limbaugh insecure about his penis? Who could have ever guessed.

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