Pretty please with sugar on top?

The deranged pastor at the center of the Koran-burning publicity stunt is a cheap attention whore:

Terry Jones, head of the Dove World Outreach Center, told USA Today he had not been contacted by the White House, Pentagon or State Department about Saturday’s planned ceremony on the anniversary of the September 11 attacks.

If he were “that would cause us definitely to think it over. That’s what we’re doing now. I don’t think a call from them is something we would ignore,” Jones told the daily.

Bullshit. General Petraeus, Secretary of State Clinton and President Obama have already condemned Jones’ planned book-burning in a very public fashion. Hell, even the Pretend President on Facebook said it was a bad idea.

But I guess no one has personally contacted Jones and asked him to please, pretty please not trigger an international incident with a stupid stunt. Good Christ. I guess the White House, Pentagon and State Department don’t have anything better to do than call up some snake-handling yahoo and tell him to stop being a dick.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 09/09/10 at 11:12 AM • Permalink

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The guy has a congregation of 50 yahoos, yet this gets national coverage. I hate the press.

American Talibangelists and CorrenteWhiner-PUMAs (we can stop pretending there is any difference between Lambert and the PUMAs now, right?) are the same under the skin—both believe that they are the righteous and chosen ones and thus their asses must be kissed, their fee-fees indulged, their opinions cherished—and any failure to do any of the above will be met with DIRE PUNISHMENT! And demands for “amends.”

Seriously. They all need to DIAF.

I like to imagine that this little demo will be surrounded by fire trucks that open their hoses the moment someone strikes a match, and Jones + his lemmings will be swept away like dead leaves in a gutter.

If the White House, State Department or Pentagon called the “Reverend” to ask him not to burn Korans, he would be all over Fox screaming that his First Amendment rights are being trampled.  And, actually, he would be right.  There is a reason the Government is staying out of this.

Add this out-and-out chancer to the list of those who portray themselves as channeling God—a pretty fucking weird God if they’re right, according to Der Spiegel:

In the United States, Jones has already attracted attention on several occasions as an Islamophobic provocateur. What is less well known is that the pastor led a charismatic evangelical church, the Christian Community of Cologne, in the western German city up until 2009. Last year, however, the members of the congregation kicked founder Jones out, because of his radicalism. One of the church’s current leaders, Stephan Baar, also told the German news agency DPA that there had been suspicions of financial irregularities in the church surrounding Jones.

A “climate of fear and control” had previously prevailed in the congregation, says one former member of the church who does not want to be named. Instead of free expression, “blind obedience” was demanded, he says.

Various witnesses gave SPIEGEL ONLINE consistent accounts of the Jones’ behavior. The pastor and his wife apparently regarded themselves as having been appointed by God, meaning opposition was a crime against the Lord. Terry and Sylvia Jones allegedly used these methods to ask for money in an increasingly insistent manner, as well as making members of the congregation carry out work.

Andrew Schäfer, a Protestant Church official responsible for monitoring sects in the region where Cologne is located, confirmed the accounts. “Terry Jones is a fundamentalist,” he told SPIEGEL ONLINE.
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Former church members are still undergoing therapy as a result of “spiritual abuse,” Schäfer said. According to Schäfer, Jones urged church members to beat their children with a rod and also taught “a distinctive demonology” and conducted brainwashing.

“Terry Jones appears to have a delusional personality,” speculates Schäfer. When he came to Germany in the 1980s, Jones apparently considered Cologne “a city of Hell that was founded by Nero’s mother,” while he thought Germany was “a key country for the supposed Christian revival of Europe,” Schäfer says.

Terry Jones used his powers of persuasion to expand the congregation. By the end, Schäfer estimates, it numbered between 800 and 1,000 people. They had to work in the so-called “Lisa Jones Houses,” charitable institutions named after his first wife who has since died, under very poor conditions.
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Jones became increasingly radical as the years went by, former associates say. At one point he wanted to help a homosexual member to “pray away his sins.” Later he began to increasingly target Islam in his sermons. A congregation member reported that some members were afraid to attend services because they expected to be attacked by Muslims. “Terry Jones has a talent for finding topical social issues and seizing on them for his own cause,” says Schäfer.

By the end of 2007, the community had had enough. Members confronted him and tried to change the direction of the church. But Terry Jones refused to make changes, they say. In the end, Jones, his wife and their fellow preachers were expelled from the church and he moved back to the US. “The community imploded,” says Schäfer. It only has some 80 active members today.

Now the whole world is condemning Jones for his planned burning of copies of the Koran. Schäfer, for his part, sees Jones as a fanatic who is courting global media attention because he couldn’t cope with the “immense loss of power and significance.”

Shame on those who waited for the nod from Petraeus, Palin, or whatever leader they cleave to, before condemning this nutter and his attention-seeking. But then too many of them act from similar motivations.

I dunno, their promotional video is pretty cool.

I’d like to see the residents of Gainesville surround the church with fire extinguishers in hand.  Sort of the opposite of a torch-wielding mob…

I’d like to see the residents of Gainesville surround the church with fire extinguishers in hand.  Sort of the opposite of a torch-wielding mob…

I used to live in Gainesville, and it would not surprise me if they did (big university town). Of course, Pastor Nutbar timed the event well—I believe it’s after the football game, so the extinguisher mob might be too hung over to materialize…

Let’s see, he’s greedy and he has a tiny congregation. I suspect “Roast a Koran for Jesus” will turn into “Whoopsie, my church burnt down. Thank the Lowerd I have this huge insurance policy!”

If the White House, State Department or Pentagon called the “Reverend” to ask him not to burn Korans, he would be all over Fox screaming that his First Amendment rights are being trampled.

Bingo!

so the extinguisher mob might be too hung over to materialize…

“Koran Blaze Doused By Bazooka Barfing Gators”?

I can dream, can’t I?

Hey, he backed down. Haven’t heard any confirmation of his reason though:

GAINESVILLE, Fla. – The leader of a small Florida church that espouses anti-Islam philosophy says he is canceling plans to burn copies of the Quran on Sept. 11.

Pastor Terry Jones said Thursday that he decided to cancel his protest because the leader of a planned Islamic Center near ground zero has agreed to move its controversial location. The agreement couldn’t be immediately confirmed.

Jones’ plans to burn Islam’s holiest text Saturday sparked an international outcry.

Guess he made enough money.

he decided to cancel his protest because the leader of a planned Islamic Center near ground zero has agreed to move its controversial location. The agreement couldn’t be immediately confirmed.

No, in fact Rauf is saying that he never talked to anybody or agreed to anything.  TPM has a lot up about this.  Apparently Jones and the FL imam he’s been talking to are jetting off to NY to meet with Rauf and the other developers.  Way to take the wind out of Pammy Atlas’ sails, guys!

Way to take the wind out of Pammy Atlas’ sails, guys!

Wha? Did I miss the greening of breast implant technology?

Isn’t the Patriot Act still in effect?  Doesn’t giving aid and comfort to Al Quada qualify as a terrorist act?  Shouldn’t that Fool in Florida be on his way to Gitmo?

btw Westboro Baptist “Church” has jumped on the bookburningbandwagon.

When I saw the Reverend on TV I thought he looked familiar...

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