Pleaseohpleaseohplease Orly.

Orly!!!!!!!

Nikki!!!!!!

I am busily replying to Orly’s tweets asking for her green card, cause I am in an Evil mood this evening.  I’ll bet the farm that our Lady Liberty is an illegal alien.  She THINKS that cause she married a US Citizen it automatically makes her one.  Little does she know that is not the case.  There is no evidence (immigration and naturalization records are available on line) whatsoever that Orly is even in the country legally, let alone a citizen.  Papers please Orly.

Man, I can’t escape the Pythons. In the past week netflix has given me “holy Grail” and “Life of Brian” and indeed, that shit never gets old. Thank goodness I had an older brother who was a devoted Python when I was still a tyke because I learned early on that for Brits they aint that half bad.

Obvious, sure. Funny—absolutely. The part where the guy starts crooning “Don’t Sleep in the Subway” gets me every time.

Thank you for saving me the trouble!

Monty Python proved they were 40 years ahead of their time. Nice to see that The Silly Party is alive and well and they’re getting ready to nominate their beloved Orly!

The niiiiiiight they voted Orly down
and all the bells were ringing
The niiiiiiight they voted Orly down
and all the people were singing
They went
Kooooo Koo-Koo Koo-Koo Kooooo
Koo-Koo Koo-Koo Koo-Koo Koo-Koo Koo-Kooooo

Allan, Brilliant! I hope you don’t mind if I sit in?

Orly Taitz is the name and I ran on the GOP line,
Till Damon Dunn came along and took what was rightfully mine,
In the summer of 2010, I discovered he was a fraudulent man,
Like the Kenyan, I sued him in vain,
But my writs and warrentos couldn’t help me to blacken his name——-

(Chorus)

The niiiiight they voted Orly down…..

Allen and Mrs. Polly, bravo!

Man, those were not the results I was looking for.  The Lincoln victory is especially depressing.

We caught some breaks on the GOP side side, though. Angle’s an idiot and Fiorina and Whitman are nicely flawed.

Ever since Dale Peterson lost his bid for the AL Secretary of Agriculture nom last week, I’ve had a better feeling about November.

@Kevin: thank you! Allan and I have to work out the ukulele and slide-whistle accompaniment before we cut a demo, but I think it could go platinum as Orly’s modacrylic mop!

No, Mr. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel never does get old.