Damn. I wish I had thought of that when DeLay was running the joint.

I bet his dad also gave him the “Silly Faggot. Dicks are for chicks” T-Shirt to wear to school for the Day of Silence.

I bet he isn’t confused about the multiple meanings of “teabag.”

He looks like a girl.

(Not so smug now, are ya, teabag boy?)

Who was it that pointed out that Clinton’s picture is on this sign? Will the PUMAs attack Opie Hitler here for his “womanlynching” ways against their goddess?

Also, since Hillary Clinton isn’t even in the senate any more, it’s hard to figure out why she’s included in that rogues’ gallery, but the Retardoviks seem to have no coherent message other than “We’re mad at the nigger!”

It’s been years since I listened to “The Big Country” by the Talking Heads, but seeing all these various protests from God-fearin’ White People Provinces gets my Inner Urban Elite Hackles up to red alert levels. “I wouldn’t live there if you paid me to,” indeed.

Of course, since I live in a big city in a blue state, I’m essentially subsidizing hosebags in red states. Maybe we should start our own movement to keep our federal tax dollars back in our own districts.

As far as I’m concerned, Tubbo’s brown left thumb is far more vulgar than that box of cereal.

Er, right thumb.

no, really….I think that little boy is a girl.
lip gloss, hair thingies…
yep, it’s a girl!

“Free stem cells inside!” (printed on the box)

So fucking hideous.

Personally, I’m glad to see that PUMAs have finally found their natural political center-of-gravity—Hillary-mocking, conservative astroturf, whack-noodle, child-abusing, cheese-curd-lovin’, Grover-Norquist-masterminded, Fox-News-shepherded flocks of dimwits who don’t understand politics, can’t read the Constitution and hate rabbits, breakfast cereal and everything else that thinks for itself and makes noises that weren’t first emitted by Darragh Murphy.

You all be nice, he’s just a kid. Or as they say in the GOP: Foley-bait.