PUMA Action Alert!!! Roar!

Hillary will be doing a web chat in a few minutes at 12:00 PM EST!  Put on your prowling paws, powerful PUMAS and prepare to pounce!!!

Also, make sure to check out last night’s “No We Won’t” BlogTalkRadio show (8/6) and listen to “Friends of Hillary” staffer Paul’s call starting at the 55 minute mark. He dishes all kinds of dirt, including letting us know that Hillary’s treasurer cries every day and that Hillary is going to “unsuspend” her campaign as Obama’s flying to Hawaii for his vacation.*

Roar.

MORE: Hillary’s chat wasn’t very well thought out and the PUMAs are none to pleased about how it’s turning out (they’re not letting a lot of roars through).

MORE ACTION: Roar.

* BTW, I’m not 100% certain Paul is who he claims to be.  For starters, he repeatedly refers to Hillary’s treasurer (who he claims to work with) as “Sheila” when her treasurer’s name is Shelly Moskwa.

Posted by Kevin K. on 08/07/08 at 11:47 AM • Permalink

I’m afraid to listen to that blog talk radion, but I did check out the comments on the puma blog.  They’re not a very bright bunch, are they?

Their “real” questions about citizenship and COLB were not addressed, so they swear the whole chat was made up by Obots.

It’s mass insanity over there at PUMA Pac. If I wasn’t so busy today, I’d compile some of those comments. I can’t believe how many of them are implying (or outright saying) that O-Bots have “kidnapped” her and taken over her web site.

Gee willickers, that’s a special kinda stupid.

The comments are a hoot:

-- “i hope people ask intelligent questions and don’t keep saying we miss you Hillary, let’s ask good thoughtful questions so that her valuable time is not wasted, pretty pretty please”

-- “I am not seeing any thing?????I am signed in too”

-- “I’m starting to get really pissed about BO being shoved down my throat.”

and my favorite:

-- “grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i swear i’m gonna lose it

this kind of crap gets posted!bo fans grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr some more”

#499 Maryland PUMA on 08.07.08 at 1:28 pm

The folks who are expressing a loss of faith are giving the O Campaign what they’re looking for!

You know they ARE WATCHING our reactions and celebrating!

No, actually I’m laughing. The celebrating will come in November.

Get a load of this one:

hillfan4mccain on 08.07.08 at 12:35 pm

To think I kept the kids home today for this. I promised them a morning at the beach. Too hot to go now.

This is so staged. I wish she could just give back to us a little. And I mean the PUMA movement. I am tired of hearing from people “Hillary has moved on, why cant you”. This isnt helping.

Sorry a little pi$$y right now.

So this loon forced her children to huddle around the computer because she was sure Hillary would launch some sort of PUMA revolution via a webchat? A special kind of stupid, yes—and an extra special kind of crazy. Poor kids. They’ll need years of therapy.

Okay, ts inspired me:

#423 TrishfromCanada on 08.07.08 at 1:05 pm

I’m posting over on Hillary’s site every 5 mintues. I know they won’t post my comments but sure as hell, someone is going to get pissed off reading them and that gives me a slight smile

Brilliant.  Now they’re getting off on annoying Hillary’s people.

#487 tillerylakelady on 08.07.08 at 1:24 pm

Hey Pumas I too believe that it was the Obama people on Hillary’s blog and I’ll tell ya why.5Times I blogged about Hillary putting her name in nomination and shame on Dean and Pelosi. Only whe i just said, Hillary we are here for you did it post. What a BUNCH OF BULL CRAP.Those Obots will resort to whatever it takes to back us down.

Note to self: stay away from Tillery Lake.

Yeah, BC.  That’s about as bad as the poor kid who sold his bike and video games for Hillary’s campaign.

Yes, their strong, woman’s woman Hillary is being forced to say things she does not believe.

A special kind of stupid, yes—and an extra special kind of crazy. Poor kids. They’ll need years of therapy.

I wonder how many failed marriages/relationships are going to occur (or already have) due to PUMA fanaticism? I’ve read plenty of comments where they say that their spouses or partners are O-Bots.

That’s about as bad as the poor kid who sold his bike and video games for Hillary’s campaign.

Terry McAuliffe?

Oh, gosh, Paul is a TREAT.  This is the funniest thing I’ve heard in weeks.

I like this one - this woman thinks speaking to Hillary in puma-code will get through:

I put in a comment with a sort of double meaning. Lets see if it makes it.
Thank you Senator Clinton.
Yes, we might be walking softly here but our footprints are embedded in other places just waiting for your howl.
Keep up your good work that you have been doing for America

Hey, TRex!  Howya been since Eschacon?

We may have a winner:

#569 BillieJo on 08.07.08 at 1:48 pm

Let’s say the chat is scripted and controlled by Obots, what good does it do in their eyes? Do they think we are as dumb as they are. Just because their supporters are either dreamers or morons………did they really think we would accept this chat and vote for the @sshole?

All this has done is gotten a lot of ticked off supporters even more ticked ofF.

ROAR! HELL HATH NO FURRY…………….

I AM READY FOR SOME MEAT TO CHEW UP. ROAR!!!
Where is our next prey?

Holy ... fuck.

I used to be a bouncer in NYC and one quick lesson you learn is that angry people end up doing really stupid things. These folks had better reel it in before Denver or their PUMA protests are going to end up looking like the Twit of the Year race.

Roar!  My co-blogger at AOL - Tommy C. will be attending the Hillary parade.  Denver gave the puma a parade permit.  I don’t think they know what they’ve done, lol.

Yes, we might be walking softly here but our footprints are embedded in other places just waiting for your howl.

I don’t think “embedded” means what she thinks it means.

I don’t think “embedded” means what she thinks it means.

OMG, there are even PUMAs in Iraq?

Hillary as a weight control program (grabbed this from the webchat):

When Al Gore conceded in 2000, I got so depressed I gained 60 lbs. This spring, the Obama campaign’s and media’s treatment of you (and Bill, and Chelsea) made me so mad, I’ve lost 40 of them.

Please don’t do anything that causes me to put that weight back on: Don’t release your delegates; try to get superdelegates to see the light and switch back to you; do whatever is necessary to have your name placed in nomination; and keep fighting for the nomination.

Yes, we might be walking softly here but our footprints are embedded in other places just waiting for your howl.

Pumas howl?  Or are they saying Hillary’s a dog or a wolf or something howly like that?

They’d be better off with a therapy webchat, if you ask me.

From Hillary’s chat comments:

I miss you so much! At least once a week I feel like I have lost a part of me,I cry so much. I am lonely without, I feel like I have lost a part of me. I dont watch TV anymore because you are not around. Politics is dull and boring and I dont even see the point of being involve.
I will always love you

puma,

Aidyn

by Aidynu at 8/7/2008 12:21:38 PM

I felt the saw way when The Next Food Network Star ended a few weeks ago and I realized it would be months and months before I saw Susie Fogelson again.

Rise Susie Rise!

My co-blogger at AOL - Tommy C. will be attending the Hillary parade.

Oh my, they’ll stone Tommy if they recognize him from his picture.  Tell him to wear a fake porn mustache or something. Or a Harold Ickes mask.

Ouch...somebody needs to get Aidyn AND Kevin on the Prozac toot sweet!

Please don’t do anything that causes me to put that weight back on…

Oh, good. Now it’s Obama’s fault if these harpies get/remain fat.

(He can turn water into wine, but he can’t make the obese skinny.)

You know, if Hillary continues to rebuff their entreaties, it’s only a matter of time before the idea that she’s the biggest, vilest O-bot sellout reaches critical mass, at which point the PUMAs will throw her under the bus.  They’ll drop the disaffected-Democrat shtick, re-register as Republicans, and go after Hillary the way they’re going after Obama now.

He can turn water into wine, but he can’t make the obese skinny.

Damn, the only reason I was supporting him was because I was hoping I’d shed 15 pounds.

Steve, most certainly. They’re pretty much all fully assimilated into the wingnut echo chamber already. If Hillary isn’t yelling “Hear me ROAR!” at the convention and flipping Michelle off, I can easily see them all barking out “Vince Foster!” without so much as a blink.

I AM READY FOR SOME MEAT TO CHEW UP. ROAR!!!
Where is our next prey?

(and)

Please don’t do anything that causes me to put that weight back on…

I think the next “prey” is a dozen or so Hot Pockets followed by a Sara Lee cheesecake. Jenny Craig, here they come…

Hot Pockets

Hooooot pockets! I can’t recall the comedians name who uses that theme throughout one of his routines, but it’s stuck with me forever.

They’re gonna eat their young before it’s all said and done.

And Aidyn? The Secret Service would like to speak with you.

It’s Jim Gaffigan, HB.  He’s also on TBS’ “My Boys” and a fairly decent actor.

“Why does he keep doing that?”

Oh, Humboldt, that was the funniest routine I’ve ever heard.  Everytime I’m in the frozen food aisle and walk past them I sing hooot pockettttssss.

I’ve only been banned from one ShopRite and the Acme.

http://www.truveo.com/Hot-Pockets-in-Detroit/id/394802668

Thanks Rip, that routine is hilarious.

Me too Gimme, I can’t hear or read the words anymore without his soft voice in the background ...

Oh, am I the only one who thinks Jon and Kate Plus 8 is the greatest television show in all of history?

Maybe it’s because my Mom gave birth to 9 children in a 10-year span. In fact, my older sister isn’t even a year older than me, 362 days to be exact.

Never saw that one Humboldt.  I tend to stick to the Food Network like Kevin, albeit for very different reasons.

Man, I’m a Food Network junkie. In fact, the last winner of Next Food Network star was won by a local boy, Guy Fieri. He’s from Ferndale, just down the road.

Is Morimoto an artist or a chef? That man creates some of the most fascinating cuisine I have ever seen.

Never seen John & Kate + 8, but the very thought of it makes me tired. I have only one kid, and she wears me out. Yay upcoming start of school!

9 children in a 10-year span.

Is that mathematically possible? The female body must have a remarkable resiliency…

my older sister isn’t even a year older than me

Hell TS, just ponder that for a minute, it’ll start to make some sort of sense. Thanks Pope No Jimmy Hat!

Oh, and until I was 6 years old, we lived next door to our good friends in Philly. They umm, they had uhh, 14 children. Srsly, fordeen.

So let me get this straight.  They’re upset and angry because Sen. Clinton didn’t say exactly want they wanted her to say?  So that’s somehow proof it was “scripted” or that she was somehow “threatened”.

It’s obvious that the Sen. Clinton they follow is the one that appears every morning in a cloud of glitter at their breakfast table and says encouraging words to them over their oatmeal and anti-psychotics.  Because it sure doesn’t have much in common with the real thing.

And I fully expect them to throw Sen. Clinton under the bus the minute they can no longer reconcile the myth with the real thing

Man, I’m a Food Network junkie. In fact, the last winner of Next Food Network star was won by a local boy, Guy Fieri. He’s from Ferndale, just down the road.

The new one, Aaron is local for us!  He’s in Camden, NJ, 4 towns down the road.  My husband was born and raised there.

The neat thing about his new show?  The totally re-did his own kitchen and they’re filming there.

I guess now’s as good a time as any to admit that my name isn’t really Kevin.  I’m actually the Barefoot Contessa.

Looks like you need to start a weekly food post.

Oh yeah!  Kevin could do better than this I think…

ROAR! HELL HATH NO FURRY…………….

Satan hates furries.

I guess now’s as good a time as any to admit that my name isn’t really Kevin.  I’m actually the Barefoot Contessa.

Oh Ina, I’m a HUGE fan. Not as huge as you, but a fan. ;-)

I think we can all say that PUMA will not get its way.  Hillary will not appear in a burst of smoke, and glitter, with Enya songs as background, in the midst of the Convention delegates, diaphanous gown gently undulating, and ask all to “follow me” in a soft voice which carries throughout the city of Denver. 

I do believe that some will, as has been suggested, attempt to subvert, disrupt and incite during the convention activities.  I’m all for civil disobedience at times, but I truly don’t see these individuals as oppressed or suppressed, although they are obsessed. 

There is a danger, I think, from some of the fringe element that’s been attracted.  While PUMA et al has put forth their position, they have (willingly) attracted a more dangerous group to bolster their perceived support numbers.  From my experiences with some of these, there are a small group who don’t back down, and are committed to an agenda of violence.

Call me paranoid, but I think this merits attention.

Call me paranoid, but I think this merits attention.
Comment by anti-Rocinante on 08/08/08 at 12:54 PM

I can agree that some sound dangerous - mostly the loons at No Quarter.  Larry Johnson has always been just this side of unhinged.

However most of them appear to be political neophytes who, for the most part, have never organized anything bigger than a bake sale.

Here’s my pick for the Pumariffic quote of the day (some weird letter-writing campaign to force the DNC to fire Donna Brazille):

Had my letter notarized, sent certified mail with a return receipt. Handed out flyers, sent an email to GE, asking them to stop sponsering MSNBC and that I would not purchase anything from them until they do.

You’re absolutely right with the neophyte comment.  My favorite is this one:

Web site is hcsfjm.com (and plainsradio.com).

Here’s their FEC filings for their PAC:

http://images.nictusa.com/cgi-bin/fecimg/?C00452656

And you must read this:

http://csfjm.ihoststudio.com/

I was speechless after hearing a bit of their show the other night..

Good grief.

Thats just sad.

My favorite was when someone was picking which questions Hillary herself answered and which ones the Obots answered.

The entire thread reminded me of following His44 comments on the night of the NC primary.  Reality is no friend to these people.

Forgot to add that I’m a Food Network junkie too.  The only show I can’t stand is that chubby woman with the Southern accent (Paula something?).  She just grates on my nerves.

Saw a new show last week there called Food Detectives.  Kind of like MythBusters only about food.  I learned that milk is the only thing takes the sting away immediately after eating spicy food.