PUMAs on The Daily Show & Larry King Live

As promised, here’s the video of Just Say No Deal & Hireheels co-founder (and proud PUMA) Elizabeth Joyce on Larry King last night following Hillary Clinton’s great speech at the Democratic National Convention. It’s a guffaw-inducing mix of petulance, pinheadedness and extremely awkward smiling that has to be seen to be believed. Roar.

And here are the PUMAs on The Daily Show.  Personally I think they got off easy…

 


 

MORE: Best Twitter about Elizabeth Joyce’s appearance:

Wed 27 Aug 08 | 04:36 GMT Jesus. Watching Larry King. Who the hell is Elizabeth Joyce? And who sold her all that crack? She’s like Jan Brady. On crack.

RELATED: Elizabeth Joyce was featured in this spot-on ‘n’ snarky article about the PUMAs in The New York Observer.

Posted by Kevin K. on 08/27/08 at 10:49 AM • Permalink

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I agree that they got off easy.  But in fairness to TDS, it’s hard to satirize a “movement” that borders on self parody.

There’s your answer to the question: How stupid do you need to be to agree to be interviewed by a TDS reporter.

The sad part is, this Joyce person doesn’t even realize what an utter and complete fool she made of herself on national TV. Tens of thousands have died and hundreds of billions have been wasted in a pointless war. The economy is in shambles. And there’s Joyce, obliviously prattling on about her own personal fee-wings—as if she were discussing a snub at a high school prom. As if they matter even a fraction as much as a fart in a hurricane. It beggars belief.

I, me, my, and mine. Notice how many times Elizabeth Joyce said those words? Her argument is all about herself and has nothing to do with Obama. She didn’t get what she wanted, so she stands there stomping up and down like a 5 year old who’s told by Mommy she’s going to bed, and she throws a temper tantrum when she finds out it’s actually happening. No rational thought there whatsoever.

I’m also so tired about hearing about Michigan and Florida. Pissed about that? Then go to either one of those states and take it up with their state party leaders, who were told well enough in advance that if they moved their primaries into January, they’d lose their votes at the convention. And they did it anyway. Same petulant childish behavior that this loon is exhibiting. I, me, my, and mine. They don’t care about the country. They don’t care about Hillary. They don’t care about their neighbors. All they care about is getting their way.

Talk about issues…  Bringing up the “voting is like sex” analogy once was forgivable, but to return to it is truly cringe-worthy.

I’m pretty sure Elizabeth Joyce is a virgin, a condition which (according to my calculations) afflicts large swaths of the dead-enders. That would explain her adolesent outlook on life and her Brady Bunch haircut.

Since I happen to be single, I’ll bravely take one for the team. Call me, Liz!

Shorter Joyce: Totally HAWT White Chicks Like Me Don’t Put Out For Negroes!


What’s that “high heels” organization they referenced? She thinks giving young girls chiropractic problems early in life is the key to power?

Sometimes, I’m embarrassed for my gender.

What I meant was “adolescent.”

ROAR!

Talk about issues… Bringing up the “voting is like sex” analogy once was forgivable, but to return to it is truly cringe-worthy.

When she started talking about how tight her “ballot box” is, I had to stop the tape.

Yeah, that was funny.  Obviously she wants Obama to buy her a drink first.  (They have to woo ME ME ME!!!) And what was up with that creepy smile?  Jan Brady on crack really does describe it.  ts you could not possibly be that desperate!

It’s pretty obvious what is going on here.  That wasn’t Elizabeth Joyce. In fact that was John McCain in a lady suit. Her creepy smile gave it away.  I’m surprised McOldandtired was still awake at that hour.

Comment by iceberg wedge on 08/27/08 at 01:47 PM

I’m a Hilary supporter as well, but hon….You made no sense during your meet with Larry King…Better luck next time..

Classic line :

KING: If you like Hillary so much, one would gather you favor her policies and you draw a line between what policies Obama has that you don’t like?

JOYCE:
Actually, it’s more about principle, Mr. King. I was on the campaign trail since last winter and the way we were treated as Senator Clinton supporters it just didn’t wash with me.

KING: Meaning?


ME...HUH?? WHAT?? WHAT DID YOU SAY??? “WASH WITH ME”????

This is the reason why we will have 4 more years of McBush…

God, that smile.  I think that’s what’s left of her hollowed-out soul trying to escape her face.

God, that smile.  I think that’s what’s left of her hollowed-out soul trying to escape her face.

Comment of the day!

Surely I’m not the only person who noticed that the Daily Show piece ended with a PUMa siccing a German Shepherd on a black guy?

Surely I’m not the only person who noticed that the Daily Show piece ended with a PUMa siccing a German Shepherd on a black guy?

No ... and notice how much Cristi Adkins (the blonde) loved it. And that shameless attention whore Will Bower loved it, too.

They were also symbolically bringing down a woman. Samantha Bee was in the suit…and Christi Adkins delighted in doing it again.

Kudo’s Daily Show.

i remember watching this live, and realizing , i have to find out who this illiterate, lady was? what a joke? court you? mY my my my…..blah blah blah…...bottom line is this…...most hillary supporters wont vote for obama because he is african american, SIMPLE….PS I’m white.

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