QuasiBigHo seeks sexy boat sanctuary!

Details are emerging of yet another bungled exploit by fake ACORN pimp James O’Keefe. O’Keefe attempted a preemptive strike at CNN reporter Abbie Boudreau, who was doing a piece on young conservatives. Suspecting that he would be trashed in the piece (since everybody knows conservatives are the most uniquely persecuted group on the planet), O’Keefe hatched a truly bizzare plot to turn the tables on the MSM.
A conservative activist known for making undercover videos plotted to embarrass a CNN correspondent by recording a meeting on hidden cameras aboard a floating “palace of pleasure” and making sexually suggestive comments, e-mails and a planning document show.
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According to the document, O’Keefe was to record a video of the following script before Boudreau arrived: “My name is James. I work in video activism and journalism. I’ve been approached by CNN for an interview where I know what their angle is: they want to portray me and my friends as crazies, as non-journalists, as unprofessional and likely as homophobes, racists or bigots of some sort….
“Instead, I’ve decided to have a little fun. Instead of giving her a serious interview, I’m going to punk CNN. Abbie has been trying to seduce me to use me, in order to spin a lie about me. So, I’m going to seduce her, on camera, to use her for a video. This bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five will get a taste of her own medicine, she’ll get seduced on camera and you’ll get to see the awkwardness and the aftermath.
“Please sit back and enjoy the show.”
Alas, Boudreau declined to play Esmeralda to O’Keefe’s Quasimodo. It blew up in O’Keefe’s face rather spectacularly because the Executive Director of the conservative group funding O’Keefe’s hit pieces (Project Veritas) suddenly developed a conscience and warned the CNN reporter:
CNN later obtained a copy of a 13-page document titled “CNN Caper,” which appears to describe O’Keefe’s detailed plans for that day.
“The plans appeared so outlandish and so juvenile in tone, I questioned whether it was part of a second attempted punk,” Boudreau said.
But in a phone conversation, [Project Veritas Executive Director] Santa confirmed the document was authentic. Listed under “equipment needed,” is “hidden cams on the boat,” and a “tripod and overt recorder near the bed, an obvious sex tape machine.”
So it seems the phony, thoroughly discredited ACORN mash-up was the pinnacle of O’Keefe’s career. Good lord, what a pathetic douchenozzle.
Posted by Betty Cracker on 09/29/10 at 01:08 PM • Permalink
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