2012 is shaping up to the be greatest GOP primary ever. Aside from Palin and Lou Dobbs, I just read that Santorum is headed to South Carolina to explore his options.

In that crowd, Huckabee’s shaping up to be the moderate.

Oh, how ‘bout a skit where every college professor in America suddenly has a lethal and contagious disease, and Sarah is the only one who can shoot them all before they infect Real Americans. Haw haw, wotta knee-slapper.

Seriously, the bitter on her is incandescent. If her persecution complex were any more all-consuming, she’d be a suicide bomber.

Vic, I think in seriousness that you’ve identified what will sink her as much as the fact that she’s willfully stupid and lazy. Americans tend not to like crabby candidates—witness Bob Dole. The “base” of lobotomy cases who love her won’t change their tune, but anyone with serious aspirations to higher office in America generally has to get beyond the “But they started it!” mentality.

So, finally, we B Teamers started brainstorming. What about a skit where I pretended to be a journalist and asked Tina condescending questions: “What do you use for newspapers up in Alaska—tree bark?” “What happens if the moose were given guns? It wouldn’t be so easy then, eh?” “Is ‘you betcha’ your state motto?” We sent our ideas up the line, and somebody smacked ‘em down.

Judging from the last couple of episodes, there’s a very good chance she’s writing for SNL this season under a pseudonym.