Rachel Maddow’s Self-Confident Pants
Ladies and gentleman, courtesy of caveman media critic Bob Somerby, I present what may be the most ridiculous sentence to ever conclude a blog post:
Sadly, [Rachel Maddow]’s making the liberal world dumber—as she stuffs those millions of dollars down her self-confident pants.
Incomparable! Our Own Monotonous Crank hates Our Own Rhodes Scholar so very much (surprise!) that he’s mad at her pants. Or should we call them hubristic knickers?
PANTS CAN’T BE PRIDEFUL, BOB! STOP MAKING THE LIBERAL WORLD DUMBER!