Reading the Lieb-leaves
Team Obama’s statement on the fate of the perfidious Joe Lieberman has everyone flummoxed. Some say it bodes well for Lieberman. Others say it bodes ill. Some are pissed off at what they see as a capitulation. Let’s unpack the actual statement, shall we?
We aren’t going to referee decisions about who should or should not be a committee chair.
TRANSLATION: Let the Senate deal with the turncoat bastard. We’ve got bigger fish to fry.
President-elect Obama looks forward to working with anyone to move the country forward.
TRANSLATION: If Satan himself emerged from Hell with a viable bail-out plan for the auto industry in his brimstone-reeking paws, we’d listen. So if Lieberman wants to act like a Democrat, he’s welcome to do so, even though he’s only somewhat less evil than Satan. Heck, we’ll even deal with Boehner; we mean anyone.
We’d be happy to have Sen. Lieberman caucus with the Democrats. We don’t hold any grudges.
TRANSLATION: Lieberman is a loser. Loo-hoo-hoo-ZER. As such, he is beneath our notice. If he wants to get on board the O-Train, that’s fine with us. Or he can hang around at the station with the dregs of the GOP like Paul Broun and wait for the citizens of Connecticut to kick his sorry ass the curb during the next election.
To quote Michael Corleone, it’s not personal—it’s business. No one deserves a swift kick in the junk more than Joe Lieberman, and I’m sure there are many on the Obama team who are thirsting for revenge along with the rest of us. But by maintaining a studiously neutral stance, Obama is doing something even more humiliating than publicly repudiating Lieberman: He’s waving the question away as if it were fundamentally irrelevant. And that’s got to hurt.
Think about it: Lieberman has spent the past year basking in the McMavericky glow of a dramatic presidential campaign. He’s traveled the world and all corners of the US, droning on in his mewling voice to thousands of attentive listeners who wouldn’t normally give a shit what the sanctimonious prick has to say.
Now it’s all over. After all the drama, his candidate went down, and the President-Elect doesn’t even deign to decide Lieberman’s fate. Sure, a personal rebuke from Obama might be more immediately gratifying in the short term to those of us who despise Lieberman. But martyrdom is something Holy Joe thrives on. Recall as proof his preening speech at the RNC, in which he lugubriously donned the Country First mantle, casting himself as the Brave Patriot who dared to defy his own party despite the peril to his career. And now Obama can’t be bothered to even denounce him.
And if you think Holy Joe is off the hook and will retain his plum assignments, I say think again. It is by no means certain. All Obama has done is pass this off to Reid. And Reid has signaled that he’ll pass it over to the Democratic senators. If they strip him of his committee chairmanships, what’s he going to do, run over to the GOP like a puling toddler and start voting with them 100% of the time, thereby trashing his reputation as a bipartisan dealer and obliterating any chance whatsoever of reelection?
Lieberman’s colleagues are passing him around untouched like a plate of Aunt Gertrude’s nasty pickled relish jello. One way or another, I think he’s going down the garbage disposal before it’s all over.
Posted by Betty Cracker on 11/11/08 at 02:54 PM • Permalink
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