“Pull a Franken”? It was COLEMAN who dragged out the entire process, numbnuts.

“Pull a Franken”? It was COLEMAN who dragged out the entire process, numbnuts.

Also. Franken won. Thanks to an underhandedly undemocratic plot to establish that more people voted for him. The conniving swine.

“You know we are concerned,” he said. “We’ve got, I think, some game play going on here with the national Republican Senatorial Committee meddling in our primary election.”

This makes me so happy.

If Miller loses we’ll see levels of poutrage that makes the PUMoids look midly miffed by comparison. Hell, if he isn’t immediately declared the WINNA we’ll have some fun.

Ach well. Snooki’s got bigger fish to fry today:

Precious Roy strikes again.

crap, forgot the link

And NAG is still silent, I presume.

And NAG is still silent, I presume.

Ayup. Siskind is still trying to figure out how to do a Murkowski dismount with a Miller twist and still stick the landing.

The paperback of “Going Rogue” is now on sale with a new afterword.

A new afterword? A NEW AFTERWORD?!?

OMG! OMG! OMG! Hillary! Usurper! Mama Grizzly! GREEN BALLOONS!

Annnnd, I’m spent!

Miller compares Murkowski to a prostitute, here.

Cue Palin Twitter/Facebook/C4P posts decrying such despicable misogyny which resembles that which she suffered during the election etc. etc. in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... Er, well, I guess that’ll be never, then.

A new afterword? A NEW AFTERWORD?!?

Maybe she means a new afterworld.

You know what she’s like with that unmavericky *teacher tut eyeroll* spelling thing there.

Ha, click on the link to the Harper Collins page about the paperback of “Going Rogue” (the first link YAFB had above and the link Palin has on her Tweet) then scroll down to the bottom to the box labeled “New Books Similar to This One”.

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Anyone think Sarah’s publisher doesn’t think too highly of her?

Miller compares Murkowski to a prostitute, here.

Remind me again whose protégé he is?

Great, so he’ll quit mid-term.  Palin takes his place to finish out the term and declares that she now has as much cred to run for prez as the current usurper occupant.

I figured out the plot.  What do I win?

Great, so he’ll quit mid-term. Palin takes his place to finish out the term

You’re not the first person I’ve seen suggest that possibility today!