Real Rouge Rash: LaHaye/Jenkins Foreign Policy Edition

In some instances it is appropriate to spend a little time teasing out the full stupidity of Palin’s latest emesis of syllables. This ain’t one of them (via Firedoglake):

I believe that the Jewish settlements should be allowed to be expanded upon, because that population of Israel is, is going to grow. More and more Jewish people will be flocking to Israel in the days and weeks and months ahead. And I don’t think that the Obama administration has any right to tell Israel that the Jewish settlements cannot expand.

Yup. Can’t add anything to this blatant statement of her belief that Jewish people are nothing more than finger puppets in the TalEvangelical End Times Theatre.

In other news, Palin’s book has done one good thing. It has inspired the best drinking game. Ever.

Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 11/18/09 at 08:22 PM • Permalink

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Maybe you don’t realize it, HTP, but right now every Jew on earth who dies goes straight to Hell.

But Sarah knows that 144,000 Jews will be saved when Jesus Christ returns to destroy the Israelites in the Battle of Armageddon.

Sarah wants to hasten the day the First Jew gets into Heaven. Why don’t you?

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 11/18/09 at 08:54 PM

You know what? And I use that as a rhetorical device and not a declarative statement like they do in Wasilla. This is going to end in a plane crash, I mean literally, somewhere in Alaska and dear sister Sarah will shuffle off this mortal coil. Seriously, it’s the only way for this to end. There will be the obligatory Lifetime 2 part series, abound with conspiracy theories, burning flesh, little Trog or Trunk or whatever, and the parting scene will be Levi and Obama in the Oval office toasting Champagne, (Cliquot, of course). At that point Hillary walks in, Barack and Levi seem startled. Hillary says, with that wide eyed look of hers “Why the champers boys”? “Cliquot is my favorite.” Camera fades, camera opens again, a burning Piper Cub in the Alaska wilderness. THE END. Did you get the Piper reference? Good night Trunk Boy. Good night Bull Spit. Good night Jesus.

Comment by Jamie on 11/18/09 at 11:40 PM

One of the comments on Balloon Juice kinda made me pause

It has occured to me that she is a star; because she is the first one they feel belongs to them, yet is also known to the wider world.

They are offered role models of Christian women, but this is the first one that the rest of the world knows about.

Why on earth would the GOP and/or the people that thinks she’s the second coming consider it’s a good thing the rest of the world knows about her? Especially because the rest of the world thinks she’s a dipshit. I thought they didn’t give a stuff about the rest of the world because…well it’s the rest of the world and they don’t even know where that is.