PRN—I don’t blame you a bit. Unless you’re a comic geek, I’m sure viewing Watchmen is like screening Dr. Zhivago cold and trying to remember every unfamiliar Russian peasant name while keeping the faces of the revolutionaries straight in your head.
I’m just glad you went, and succeeded in not being buried under a mudslide of characters, metaphors, interleaving plot lines and Secret Decoder wink-nods that only the ubernerds and cosplay devotees would pick up.
I haven’t seen it myself, but I’m told it can be a bit draggy even for the folks who are silently mouthing the words on the screen, by rote.
Anyway, I was really just mocking my own fanboy-fascist tendencies. Hell, I still identify most characters in Shakespeare as “the guy in the hat” and “the guy in the other hat.” But I can tell you the real names of every Green Lantern—which is a pretty fucking humiliating thing to admit.