Red Butt Bug

This bug ain’t the only thing with a case of the red ass this morning. What’s bugging you?
Posted by Betty Cracker on 12/07/09 at 08:49 AM • Permalink

This bug ain’t the only thing with a case of the red ass this morning. What’s bugging you?
Posted by Betty Cracker on 12/07/09 at 08:49 AM • Permalink
Crispy kale!
“Ribbed for her pleasure”! Fuck that. What about ME?
Everything about Palin at the Gridiron Dinner is chapping my ass. The fact that the Gridiron Dinner exists. The fact that they invited her. The fact that she is getting positive coverage now for delivering “self-mocking” jokes that she obviously didn’t write and that are supposed to signal a sense of humor about herself that she clearly doesn’t possess. The way this is now being spun as some kind of rapprochement between her and the press as if they haven’t been lapping up her shit for 16 months straight. Gee, maybe now that they’ve been “charmed,” maybe they’ll break with all precedent and actually start giving her some coverage now.
Mark my words, at the next WH Correspondents Dinner, David Gregory will duet with her on parody lyrics set to “I Got You Babe” and the narrative from that point on will be that it’s Tina Fey who’s the bad sport.
That, and Jonah’s book advance. Sometimes I really don’t wanna be an American any more.
Word, forked tongue.
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