“Regular Joe” Mitt Romney Drives Sincere, Populist Vehicle to Fundraiser at Affordably-Priced Eatery

Yep. Mitt drove an eight-year-old pickup truck to dinner at Fratello’s.

And it wasn’t just a campaign gimmick, since he planned to use the truck to tow a boat at his lakeside New Hampshire vacation home, baby, because that’s what regular guys who own boats and vacation homes in New Hampshire do with their eight-year-old pickups when they’re not driving their John Deere tractors to the opera, or cruising around East Hampton in a Bobcat front-loader.

Also, he insisted that everyone at the fundraiser call him “Big Willard,” ate his dinner with a Schrade Nitro MAGIC Spring Assist Tanto Knife and refused to pose for photos with donors unless they agreed to roshambo him for his autograph.

The dude is just like us, I swear.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/06/10 at 09:45 PM • Permalink

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Was the family dog strapped to the top?

Close the thread. It’s HTP’s.

Sorry, Brit. This matter has already been decided by the active front-pagers.

Ummm…..what qualifies as, um, active? ‘Cause I had a post with me when I came in, but it got lost. In the back room, I mean office.

Also:

Multipurpose Assisted Generational Innovative Cutlery.

Acronym too tortured to top.

My Bobcat front-loader was stolen recently. Thanks for the heads up as to where to find it

I hear that true men of the people, like Romney, not only drive pickups but also love to imitate the WWF’s El Asso Wipo, who if offended, will break your back across his knee… like so!

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