Betty, you didn’t give me the most important piece of information of all—is the Hot Hunk holding the sign available?

(Okay, I just made myself a little sick. Sorry.)

To quote my friend Christopher’s mother, a feisty ex-nun: “LOVE one another, you butthole!”

Can’t imagine why anyone would get upset about that.

You ladies shouldn’t get too hot and bothered about this particular hunk - according to the post that Allan references, “Not surprisingly he admits to having same-sex attractions, that he has avoided because “it’s from the Devil.””

Ummm ... I’m sorry, but this isn’t about hate it’s about love, Jesus’s love. For you, America.

Because if Jesus loves America Mr. Adams won’t have to suck a dick or flop his jiggly ass over the arm of the easy chair so that “Tito the gardener” can “mow his back yard.”

He wants to love you gays (men, especially) and he will use the love of another man/God/Spirit, Jesus to demonstrate just how much he loves MANkind.

So stop hating, libtards, and embrace the love.

“Not surprisingly he admits to having same-sex attractions, that he has avoided because “it’s from the Devil.””

I predict he winds up getting busted playing the pivot man in a meth fueled circle jerk , followed shortly thereafter by a tear soaked whine fest where he’ll blame it all on the Devil.

Not surprisingly he admits to having same-sex attractions, that he has avoided because “it’s from the Devil.”

And by “the Devil” he means “cocaine, poppers and radiator fluid.”

I would like to sign a petition asking Haggy and her fellow dingleberries to FoaD.

“Not surprisingly he admits to having same-sex attractions, that he has avoided because “it’s from the Devil.””

Translation: He’s too cheap to pay for it and no one is going to touch that slab of flab without serious remuneration so it’s another lonely night with a sweat sock in front of the computer.

I was just looking up about Lot sexing with his daughters (because I never see any of these anti gay people mentioning this condoned by God incest) and the site I came across…what the heck version of the Bible is that? 

“The next morning the older daughter said to her younger sister, ‘I slept with our father last night.  Let’s get him drunk with wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him.  That way our family line will be preserved.’ “

That is absolutely NOT what my Dad’s old testament said.  I remember vividly he was pissed and ‘he lay with her’ and I was thinking ‘what the…she’s your friggen daughter!’.  Then the girls got punished because they forced him to drink and sex him and he’s like God’s gift.

The above version I found on the nets is like the Bible for Melrose Place or something.